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Tough choices but you best believe I cannot tolerate airport pickleball.
06/01/2024

Tough choices but you best believe I cannot tolerate airport pickleball.

Who says pickleball hatred can't bring people together? Love to see the summer camp 💚bonding💚
05/31/2024

Who says pickleball hatred can't bring people together? Love to see the summer camp 💚bonding💚

Thoughts on if this replaces pickleball? Comment below.
05/28/2024

Thoughts on if this replaces pickleball? Comment below.

Introducing... Pickle Rick's Pickle Balls! Once they turn yellow, they're ripe and ready to be picked.
05/26/2024

Introducing... Pickle Rick's Pickle Balls! Once they turn yellow, they're ripe and ready to be picked.

Anti-pickleball pride - now wearable in the form of pins. Make it known that it’s a pickle-free zone by putting it on yo...
05/24/2024

Anti-pickleball pride - now wearable in the form of pins. Make it known that it’s a pickle-free zone by putting it on your tennis bag!

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Even NYT is throwing shade at pickleball lol
05/16/2024

Even NYT is throwing shade at pickleball lol

Finally. A logical explanation to this god-awful "trend". Check out the symptoms listed in the link below to see if your...
05/14/2024

Finally. A logical explanation to this god-awful "trend". Check out the symptoms listed in the link below to see if your loved ones are affected by PBC-1.

An insidious disease has steadily and silently emerged from the shadows of society. “Pickleball Craze”, also known as PBC-1, is a newly coined illness that has absolutely confounded the scientific and medical community. This peculiar affliction manifests as a pathological obsession with pickleba...

But actually though. Buy your  **k   merch today!
05/09/2024

But actually though. Buy your **k merch today!

National Tennis Month and May the Fourth are both in the same month. Coincidence? We think not.
05/05/2024

National Tennis Month and May the Fourth are both in the same month. Coincidence? We think not.

Just another way Star Wars is really just an allegory for real life.
05/04/2024

Just another way Star Wars is really just an allegory for real life.

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Antipickleballers 🤝 Rebel Scum
05/04/2024

Antipickleballers 🤝 Rebel Scum

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Last day of National Pickleball Month! Celebrate it the Never Pickle way ;)
04/30/2024

Last day of National Pickleball Month! Celebrate it the Never Pickle way ;)

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