Paddle Smack

12/25/2023

12/18/2023

LAST MINUTE HOLIDAY SALE!

If you stalled on your holiday shopping, you're not alone... So let's make a deal. You trust us to send you a completely RANDOM board from our most recent batch and we will give you 33% off ;)

We have also discounted all of our old listed stock by 20% and added more of our steeply discounted "blemish" boards, up to 50% off!

Better yet, send us proof that you bought an American Whitewater membership in December and we will refund you $10 on your purchase!

You know the drill - 100% handmade from recycled kayaks with all proceeds donated to American Whitewater and Team River Runner USA . Link to purchase in the comments! 👇👇

12/13/2023

Because you may need to be involved in a rescue

12/07/2023

Beaver shark do do do do dodo

Famous for eating paddles and smacking the surface on the nantahala River get the sticker below or contact Andrew to get his awesome art tattooed forever with special pricing from Paddle Smack (we will throw in a sticker too)

https://paddlesmackapparel.etsy.com/listing/1629133801

12/06/2023

Because you influence those around you to do the same.

11/30/2023

chat gpt is hard yo! Anyone wanna put some sound to these AI Written lyrics 😆💀

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, it's time to ride the flow,
We talking 'bout kayaking, let the river go,
First step, grab your boat, make sure it's tight,
Whitewater adventure, we chasing that hype.

Strap on your PFD, safety first in the game,
Gotta keep it real, respect the river's name,
Helmet on, check, it's part of the gear,
Now we're ready to paddle, let go of that fear.

(Chorus)
Rolling on the river, kayak in hand,
Whitewater dreams, we're about to expand,
From the put-in to the take-out point,
We're rolling smooth, joint by joint.

(Verse 2)
Paddle in hand, feel the water's embrace,
Navigating rapids, finding our space,
Eyes on the horizon, gotta read the flow,
Eddy out, catch your breath, then we go.

T-rescue skills, gotta watch your crew,
In the whitewater world, it's a tight-knit crew,
Rolling with the punches, like a kayak roll,
Upside down, but we're in control.

(Chorus)
Rolling on the river, kayak in hand,
Whitewater dreams, we're about to expand,
From the put-in to the take-out point,
We're rolling smooth, joint by joint.

(Bridge)
Drop into the eddy, catch that slack,
Riding waves, ain't no looking back,
Rolling with the current, feeling so alive,
In the world of whitewater, we thrive.

(Verse 3)
Now it's time to surf, catch that wave,
Balance and control, like a true brave,
Spinning in the vortex, playing with the tide,
In the rhythm of the river, where we confide.

The take-out's near, but the journey's been wild,
Through the twists and turns, like a whitewater child,
Rolling, paddling, and chasing the spray,
In the world of kayaking, we'll always stay.

(Chorus)
Rolling on the river, kayak in hand,
Whitewater dreams, we're about to expand,
From the put-in to the take-out point,
We're rolling smooth, joint by joint.

(Outro)
So here's the rap, about the kayak ride,
In the whitewater world, where the spirit can't hide,
Roll with the current, paddle with pride,
In the rhythm of the river, let it be your guide.

11/29/2023

Because lifejacket tanlines are sexy..

11/28/2023

300.3K likes, 1319 comments. “video funny & so cute (66)”

11/28/2023

Fun Fact.. The word Chattahoochee is derived from the creek indian words meaning Painted Rocks.

11/27/2023

We all love us some Chattahoochee.. 50% off this week only :)
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1508216371/chatahoochee-sticker-georgia-sticker?ref=listings_manager_grid
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This Stickers item by PaddleSmackApparel has 5 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Dawsonville, GA. Listed on Oct 22, 2023

11/26/2023

Do you know how to do the rain dance??

NOW YOU DO..

LIL MIKE & FUNNYBONE show you how to do the Rain Dance!Get FREE Downloads, T-Shirts, Hoodies, Posters, Signed CDs, Coffee Mugs & More at: https://mikebonemed...

11/25/2023

Small Business Saturday is today! So come check us out at https://paddlesmackapparel.etsy.com