The Country Mart

06/19/2026

Happy Friday, y’all!!

Today we’re serving our regular menu… but let’s be honest, around here “regular” is still pretty spectacular. 🖤

Come grab some lunch, support local, and remember to tip our amazing café ladies. They work hard, put up with all of us, and somehow still keep smiling.

Don’t forget:

• Karaoke is TOMORROW NIGHT, so warm up those vocal cords and come sing with us.

• Shop local and help keep our small businesses alive. Every purchase matters.

• Let’s Keep D'Hanis Beautiful. Be kind, support each other, and love our little town.

• Ask us about our new fun Mahjong journey!! We’ll be playing today at 4:00. Come by, check it out, scroll up and find the link, and join the party. You will NOT be disappointed. It’s a whole lot of fun, and we’re excited to learn together.

As always… lunch is covered, shopping is encouraged, and a little hometown chaos is included free of charge.

See y’all soon!

PS: Café is open Monday-Saturday from 11 AM-2 PM Outback Beer Garden Abby DeLeon Melissa Portis Thomas Yarbrough

06/18/2026

Happy Thursday, lovies!

Today’s special is meatloaf with buttered potatoes, carrots, toast, and a small drink. If meatloaf isn’t your thing, don’t worry… we’ve always got our regular menu ready too.

We also have NEW onion rings available with combo meals, and let me tell you… they’re dangerous. You’ve been warned.

Come give some love to our café ladies (and don’t forget to tip them), check out all our local vendors, and do a little shopping while you’re here. Supporting small businesses keeps small towns alive.

And don’t forget… KARAOKE is this Saturday night! Come sing, cheer on your friends, or just come people-watch because honestly that’s half the entertainment anyway.

Café is open Monday-Saturday, 11 AM-2 PM.

See y’all at lunch. Bring your appetite and your manners… we’re all running on coffee and controlled chaos over here. Outback Beer Garden Keep D'Hanis Beautiful

06/16/2026

06/16/2026

Having a 💩 day?

Well… we officially have the p**p you need. 😂

Life being a turd? Come by The Country Mart. We’ve got flying poo, a mouse popping out of a toilet, local treasures, funny gifts, and plenty of things guaranteed to make you smile.

Sometimes you don’t need a big city or a big shopping trip… sometimes you just need to laugh a little.

And don’t forget… we’re also getting our Mahjong fun started! You don’t have to know how to play. Beginners are absolutely welcome, and it’s just another excuse to get out of the house, meet people, laugh, and have a good time.

Because around here, we’re trying very hard to solve adult problems with coffee, friends, laughter, and apparently flying p**p. 💩😂

Shop local. Support small businesses. Keep small towns alive.

XOXO,
Mel

P.S. If you’re having a 💩 day, we literally have merchandise for that now. 🤣 Outback Beer Garden Linda Finger Keep D'Hanis Beautiful

06/16/2026

Happy Tuesday y’all!

Today’s special is a Patty Melt, but if that’s not your thing, don’t worry… our regular menu is always available too.

We are extra thankful for this beautiful, gentle rain we’ve been getting. Joey Finger (also creek and rain gauge photo credit) shared that the Seco Creek is actually running again, and if you’ve lived around here long enough, you know what a big deal that is. Over 17 inches of rain since April 1st and every bit of it has been much needed.

So come have lunch, tell us how much rain you got, swap creek stories, and enjoy a little small-town visiting.

Don’t forget to tip our café ladies. They’re keeping everybody fed and caffeinated while pretending not to be slightly feral. 😂

And don’t forget, karaoke is this Saturday night at the bar! Come sing, laugh, and make questionable song choices with us.

Shop local, eat local, support small towns, and come see us today. 🖤 Outback Beer Garden Abby DeLeon Joey Finger Keep D'Hanis Beautiful Melissa Portis Thomas Yarbrough

06/15/2026

Happy Monday!!

We’re getting some beautiful, gentle rain and we are definitely thankful for it today. Since Mother Nature is handling the watering, y’all can let us handle lunch.

We’re serving our regular menu today, so come see us, catch up on small-town gossip, and give yourself a break from cooking.

While you’re here…

• Tip the café ladies (they keep this place running and we appreciate them!)
• Check out our amazing meat market
• Shop all of our local vendors and support small businesses
• Help keep small towns alive one purchase at a time
• Grab a little something you didn’t know you needed

And don’t forget… karaoke is this Saturday night, so start warming up those vocal cords and picking out your songs now.

Café is open Monday through Saturday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Come eat local, shop local, and spend a little time with your favorite small-town crazies. See y’all soon. Outback Beer Garden

06/14/2026

We will be playing tonight thru Friday at 4pm! Come out and learn!!!

We are only a couple weeks from starting our weekly Mahjong / steak night. We are in the process of determining which evening to have it and getting staff lined up. Our plan is to play weekly and once a month have one special event night (maybe..Moo Moos, Mahjong and Margaritas ) with prizes. If you want to keep updated please join our new group, DHanis Mahjong Society in TeamReach app. You don't have to know how to play to join. We will always try and have one table for beginners. Follow these instructions to join:

Instructions:

Install TeamReach on iPhone : https://apps.apple.com/us/app/teamreach-team-management/id1101253705

Install TeamReach on Android : https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.teamreach.app

Enter code: DMS062026

06/11/2026

Happy Thursday, y’all!

Today’s café special is Beef Fajitas with rice, beans, bell peppers, onions, guacamole, and tortillas! Come grab lunch and don’t forget to tip our amazing café ladies—they keep this place running and keep us all fed!

We’re always trying to bring in fun new things, and we’ve got some super cute new Freshies in stock! From Mahogany Teakwood and Leather & Lace to Oilfield Trash, Narcissist, Bow Ties & Bourbon, and even Lick Me All Over… we’ve got scents that’ll make you laugh and make your truck smell good too!

We’ve also got brand-new Spurs shirts and fresh 4th of July shirts in stock. Last night was a tough loss, but we’re still cheering on our team. Stop by and grab some gear to show your Spurs pride!

And don’t forget… Karaoke is the next TWO Saturdays, June 13th and June 20th at The Cellar Down Under! Pit hot by 6 PM, bar food served 6-9 PM, and plenty of chances to sing like a superstar… or at least confidently enough after a cold beer.

Shop local. Support local. Love local.

Eat. Shop. Sing. Repeat.

See y’all soon at The Country Mart! 🖤 Outback Beer Garden Thomas Yarbrough Miranda Kirchner Abby DeLeon Keep D'Hanis Beautiful