Grovy's LLC

12/30/2025

Good smoke out buddy.

12/27/2025

We ARE OPEN on both New Years Eve Day and New Years Day for regular hours! Photo of Warheads, courtesy of We Grow. c10-0001610-lic

12/24/2025

Merry Christmas! We are OPEN Christmas Eve Day! Closed on Christmas. Stay safe, have fun, be merry! c10-0001610-lic

12/20/2025

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12/10/2025

New to Burn After Reading is our dear/advice/ask column... "Ask Google A.I." To submit your queries, simply write Dear Google A.I. at Burn After Reading, include two self-addressed stamped envelopes and mail it to Grovys LLC, 377 M ST, Crescent City, CA 95531. The editorial team will get your questions, put them in another self addressed, stamped envelope and pass them onto the team at Alphabet Inc in Meadow View, CA. Only the dumbest matters and responses will be chosen for inclusion in future editions of Burn After Reading. Alternatively, screenshots of dumb Google AI queries and responses can be posted in the comments section of this post. c10-0001610-lic

12/06/2025

Pineapple Glue (Sac grown indoor) from We Grow (image courtesy of We Grow). c10-0001610-lic

12/01/2025

DNPT and Sticky Grovers may remember "Burn After Reading", a small and dumb periodical with dumb thoughts and great deals that was found in your bag. After watching the state of local news sources, we have resurrected Burn After Reading and while it is still the dumbest and smallest newspaper in the PNW, it is now 4 times bigger. The December issue is out now. c10-0001610-lic

11/26/2025

https://www.vice.com/en/article/infuse-thanksgiving-dinner-with-w**d/ We will be working up an appetite tomorrow here at the shop and closed on Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving! c10-0001610-lic

If you’re not serving children and all attendees are down to clown, here’s how to infuse your Thanksgiving dinner with w**d.

11/23/2025

Any ideas? Trying to figure out what to put on the next round of shirts, something that is not attractive to children. I myself am immature and completely repulsed by any form of math that contains letters. c10-0001610-lic

11/18/2025

Things are pretty well back to how they were 2 1/2 years ago. Only now we are right between Marlos and the theatre 9:30 AM to 7:30 PM (closed Mondays). Stop in and tell us what we are missing. More coming daily. c10-0001610-lic

11/15/2025

We are open! The experimental opening last night taught us we have some kinks to work out in our system. We are still working on displays and still bringing in inventory, but we are open anyways and it will just get better. Check it out at Grovysllc.com or just drop in at 377 M ST next to the theatre. c10-0001610-lic

Join us Friday evening (11/14) between 6:00 and 7:30 PM for our great re-opening test run invitational!The first 50 to RSVP by reserving an eighth of blue dream from BOM get it for just $1 (1 per) and more deals will drop Thursday night (orders will not be filled until Friday starting at 6 PM We Are...

09/30/2025

More details to come. c10-0001610-lic