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Auto(in)correct is an imprint of The Department of Corrections, LLC, a Cleveland-based purveyor of grammatically challenged greeting cards, notepads, and other nonessential purchases. We specialize in terrible puns and low humor of all sorts. Auto(in)correct cards are available online and at retailers with senses of humor. See our list of Auto(in)correct Retailers to know where to find them. If yo

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Surprise birthday party coming up? You need STRATEGY, STEALTH, and SECRECY. Tips on our blog.
06/06/2018

Surprise birthday party coming up? You need STRATEGY, STEALTH, and SECRECY. Tips on our blog.

If there’s anything better than a birthday party, it’s this: a surprise birthday party. You don’t know when it’s coming, which means two terrific things:

02/26/2018

On our blog, cards for all your sick friends.

Noses are dripping. Coughs are ringing through the halls. The world is in the midst of one of the worst flu seasons in recent history. It’s full on sick season, which means you’ll have more than a few friends, loved ones, or coworkers laid up in bed.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, This @ #!$ Season Gave to Me:
12/19/2017

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, This @ #!$ Season Gave to Me:

Happy Perky Day . . . Turkey Day? to all our friends and family. Here's hoping you won't have to stuff it.
11/23/2017

Happy Perky Day . . . Turkey Day? to all our friends and family. Here's hoping you won't have to stuff it.

A few strategies to help you keep the peace this Thanksgiving. Before you have to round up all the butter knives.
11/16/2017

A few strategies to help you keep the peace this Thanksgiving. Before you have to round up all the butter knives.

Make laugh before you even get in the door! Invite them to "Slap Your Perky Butt" with a Thanksgiving card from Auto(in)correct.

During this spooky season, it’s important to watch for little things that might be . . . different than usual. A kicked-...
10/11/2017

During this spooky season, it’s important to watch for little things that might be . . . different than usual. A kicked-over tombstone. A leering jack-o-lantern on a usually friendly porch. And, of course: loved ones. Watch them carefully; Auto(in)correct doesn’t want them to become things that go bump in the night.

Send your ghoulfriends a cool card from Auto(in)correct this Halloween and let them know you love them and all their weird ways!

You do, I do. We all have "this" friend.
09/05/2017

You do, I do. We all have "this" friend.

A few suggestions for greetings for every type of friend in your life. New, old, silver, gold, and everything in between.

Auto(in)correct presents . . . How to Survive a MacTavish Wedding.
08/09/2017

Auto(in)correct presents . . . How to Survive a MacTavish Wedding.

A Scottish answer to last week's New York Times advice on “How to Survive a Lavish Wedding,” involving kilts, ceilidh, and sheep.

Divorce. Express your enthusiasm for the recipient’s newly single state, while not leaning too hard on the other party’s...
07/19/2017

Divorce. Express your enthusiasm for the recipient’s newly single state, while not leaning too hard on the other party’s flaws (what if they reconcile?), or in case it turns out the other spouse was behind all those great dinner parties.

Life would be just a little more commendatory if we all congratulated each other a little more with cards for life's less obvious celebratory events.

"Dad, you don't have a particular set of skills, other than making microwave nachos."
06/16/2017

"Dad, you don't have a particular set of skills, other than making microwave nachos."

Some dads are very capable of saying “I love you” the normal way and have their own way of saying it...here is Dad Love Language interpreted.

Any day is a good day to send Mom a card. Belated children, check out some reasons why on our blog. http://ow.ly/7cle30b...
05/15/2017

Any day is a good day to send Mom a card. Belated children, check out some reasons why on our blog. http://ow.ly/7cle30bJaqQ

In honor of Mother’s Day, then, here are a few of our favorite things about all those times our moms text us.

Never go to bed angry. Go to bed full of existential despair.
04/10/2017

Never go to bed angry. Go to bed full of existential despair.

For all the spring anniversaries, Auto(in)correct takes a critical eye to some of the most popular marriage advice out there.

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