07/04/2025
The Loudo Shorti 5!
Finished in Genuine Unicorn Blood
None of that fake $h!+. We actually slayed a real unicorn in a ritual to appease the guitar gods. We even used its horn as the truss rod!
How else do you think our guitars stay in tune and sound so righteous? Black magic, the only rational answer.
This instrument was designed after conversations with various touring/gigging artists.
It sports a 30.5" scale length, and manages to fit in a guitar case to make travel a breeze.
The pickup system is just finishing development in order to deliver an absolute powerhouse of tone. You get all the classic tones of a standard bass, but believe it or not some very fretless sounding tones, bootsy mids, and low end drive as needed. Currently running in it's passive aggressive™ format it shapes tone in ways you wish your active system could.
Did we mention the B string? Gone are the days of floppy muddy low B strings.
We will provide more info on the pickup system in the upcoming weeks. Along with other proprietary appointments of this bass.
This particular colorway/instrument was developed/built specifically for our newest Loudo artist Isabella Amada (blame her for the dwindling unicorn population)
Bella plays in many bands, but most notably with Gloss where she shares the stage with fellow Loudo artist Corinne Kite-Dean
She also happens to be the last valedictorian of Uarts. What a hell of a player she is. We are so proud to welcome her into the
Please give her a follow and support her in any way you can.
Happy 4th of July! We proudly produce as many parts of our instruments in America and have been for over a decade. If you are in the market for a new axe slide in the dms and let's build you an instrument that will make your others collect dust!
Love you all, watch your fingers when lighting off fireworks. We need you to have those.
If ya made it this far Shorti 5 is our working title drop us a suggestion in the comments.
