06/25/2026
WE CAN RESURRECT HER. 🕯️
I’m not being dramatic (I am). But there is a woman buried under her husband’s name and we have located the body — at AUCTION, no less — and we are bringing her back whether the curators like it or not. 💅
Meet Virginia da Vezzo (1601–1638): working *pittrice,* signed her own canvases, got her face engraved in 1626 with the word PITTRICE stamped around her head like a verified badge. The girl had RECEIPTS. And then she married Simon Vouet and four hundred years of art historians went “who?? the wife??” Sweetie. SHE WAS THE PLOT.
Oldest reunion-couch move in the book: be undeniable, marry the man, watch him take the confessional. And the diabolical part? No villain in the room. Just a marriage, a workshop, and an attribution system that quietly decided whose name a canvas deserved. They erased her and called it a love story. We’re calling it what it is. 🥂
So we did the unholy thing and found her on the auction block. One painting sold for FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SEVEN DOLLARS. A woman who painted alongside the Caravaggisti, priced like a Zara dress. I am SO normal about this. (Not this one… this one is 40k)
Here’s the resurrection clause: she’s not dead. She was never dead. You just stopped saying her name. So say it. 🪦➡️👑
Wanna raise her with me? 🔮
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🔍 Search her under all three: Virginia Vouet / Virginia da Vezzo / Virginia Vezzi (they filed her three different ways — that’s the erasure in real time)
You didn’t know her. Now you do.
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