Straw In My Bra

01/14/2026

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01/02/2026

Day 1 of the new year and the lies have already started...
These goats will absolutely try to convince you they haven’t eaten in weeks.
They ate this morning.
They will eat again shortly.
They are professional manipulators and I respect the commitment.

Same energy for 2026 honestly.

12/26/2025

12/09/2025

Our lip balms just got a small upgrade.
Same trusted recipe you’ve been using… now naturally flavored with essential oils.
No synthetic flavor oils, no fillers — Just real ingredients + real essential oils = real good lips.

Now available in:
• Vanilla Mint
• Lavender Lemon
• Sweet Orange

Simple, natural, and made in small batches.

12/08/2025

We are officially in the final hours of the sale and down to 9 bars of soap before we’re sold out ‘til 2026.
When they’re gone, they’re gone — like a goat who found an open gate. 🐐
Huge thank you to everyone who has supported Straw In My Bra — truly, I appreciate it more than you know. Y’all keep this little rural soap circus going.

12/06/2025

The sale is live at StrawInMyBra.Com- up to 20% off our entire site!

12/05/2025

We missed the “normal” holiday timeline… but honestly, have we ever been on it?
Good news: the soap is excellent even if our scheduling is not.
🎁 Holiday Sale drops Saturday 12/6/25! 🎁

12/04/2025

Handmade soap is loaded with natural oils and butters (aka: the good stuff), which also means it needs a little extra TLC. If it sits in a puddle, it’ll turn into a sad, mushy blob that no one asked for.

How to keep your bar going strong:
🧼 Use a soap dish with drainage.
Let it dry between uses so it stays firm and doesn’t melt into a gooey tragedy.

🧺 Or pop it in a soap saver bag.
You’ll get extra lather, gentle exfoliation, and zero waste—use the bar down to the last tiny sliver without it launching across the shower like a rogue soap torpedo.

A little care = a longer-lasting, better-lathering bar.
Treat your soap right, and it’ll treat your skin right. Ignore it, and… well… enjoy your soap pudding.

✨ Good news: Straw In My Bra will have both soap dishes and soap saver bags available in the upcoming sale, so your bars can finally live their best, non-soggy life.

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12/03/2025

We’re officially launching a new Solid Dish Soap — served up in a cute little ceramic ramekin with a natural bristle brush that means business.

It’s made with coconut oil and a fresh citrus scent that makes doing dishes feel almost like self-care. (We said almost. Let’s not get too carried away.)

Why solid dish soap?
Because your sink deserves better than mystery-colored goo with a long list of unpronounceable ingredients.
✨ Benefits of going solid + natural:
• Fewer ingredients, more actual cleaning
• Plastic-free + refillable ramekin = Mother Nature high-fives you
• Long-lasting lather that cuts grease without stripping your hands
• Looks adorable next to your sink (we’re allowed to have nice things)
• Fresh citrus scent that says “we try” even if the rest of the kitchen says “we gave up”

Perfect for homesteaders, chaos-makers, and anyone who wants their dishes clean without questionable chemicals tagging along.

Launching soon! 🍋🧽

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12/02/2025

Meet tallow: the old-school skincare ingredient everyone suddenly “discovered” in 2024… even though your great-grandma was slathering it on long before high end skincare ever entered the chat.

So why is Straw In My Bra using it now?
Because it works.
Because winter skin in rural Missouri is basically a survival sport.
Because it’s loaded with vitamins A, D, E & K, mirrors your skin’s natural oils, and moisturizes like it’s personally offended you ever trusted drugstore lotion.

And honestly? We’re big fans of ingredients that actually make sense — not ones that require a lab coat and an emotional support beverage.

Tallow is having its big moment because people are finally figuring out that simple, nutrient-dense skincare… works. Revolutionary, I know.

So yes, it’s now in our soaps and our balms. No hype, no sparkles, no twenty-step routine. Just real, farm-made goodness your skin will happily drink up.

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11/29/2025

🎉 Happy Small Business Saturday, folks! Today’s the day to get out and support those small gems—or, you know, just cozy up at home and shop online if that’s more your speed! While Straw In My Bra isn’t having a sale this weekend - fear not! A fabulous sale is coming next weekend—just as soon as I get my ducks (or in this case, goats) in a row! 🐐 Got a favorite small business? Drop their info below so we can all try to support and shop small! 💖✨

11/27/2025

Wishing everyone a peaceful, happy day!