Sinkhole de Mayo

12/31/2022

Happy New Year's Eve, everyone! Look who we caught at Boone Saloon last night rocking our high-end and luxurious sinkhole T-shirt. You can catch Will Easter and his full band TONIGHT as he opens the NYE show at Boone Saloon!

07/11/2022

Well, u guyz. We just made friends with some fans over in St. Louis, Missouri, who run the music venue, The Sinkhole. They sent a T-shirt and other merch, including some tunes, down to good ol' Wilkes County, so we're sending them our luxurious fashion statement back. We also run a house concert series in downtown Wilkesboro so we're also sending some CDs of artists who've performed for us, including Lavier who designed our shirt! Life has certainly come full circle, or should I say....full sinkhole???

We still have XL, 2X, and 3X available. Grab 'em while they're hawt.

05/02/2022

This is jus' a lil' healthy reminder that is quickly approaching, and there are still some Sinkhole de Mayo T-shirts left that you can wear on America's most beloved holiday. If you're feeling overwhelming sadness at the fact that our historic landmark sinkhole is being repaired by the Town of Wilkesboro - Government 😭😭😭, then purchase a heartwarming keepsake to remind you of the good ol' days, the times of yore when our spirit for the sinkhole was tried n' true. Let that spirit live on in your hearts and minds, and on your American torso with a statement that lets the world know the best sinkhole ain't just any sinkhole. It's Wilkesboro's Lake Taco. 🌮🇺🇸 Feliz Sinkhole de Mayo, mis amigos.

10/07/2021

What's everyone's favorite pothole near Walmart? I especially enjoy the big one in front of the Marshalls parking lot.

06/15/2021

Hate to see the Town of Wilkesboro - Government repairing Lake Taco, our beloved landmark, but the beautiful memories remain. Everyone please share in communal bliss the awe-inspiring sinkhole in the People's Republic of Ronda. Still got Sinkhole de Mayo T-shirts if you miss the good ol' days.

Lake Taco is gone and just a memory but Lake Rondolia is just beginning! Bets on how long until the giant golden c**k mobile falls in?

05/05/2021

Oh hi every1. If you want a Sinkhole de Mayo T-shirt for this very special day, go by Stardust Cellars & Taproom tonight, and find the guy dressed in an Adidas tracksuit in the colors of the Mexican flag. C u soon, mis amigos. 🌮 😋

03/29/2021

Hey, look at this neat guy I ran into at Anchor Coffee. Just a reminder that these shirts are still very much in style. Saw one of the Kardashians wearing one recently, too. Anyway, if you want to look your best, receive glares of envy, or have your crush finally tell you "Dang, you're lookin' FINE!," hmu to get one of these bad boyz.

03/11/2021

Hi u guyz, I'm getting the COVID shot rn, so I'll let u know when/if the Government and Bill Gates start tracking me. Would forego the shot, but I failed to drink the sinkhole water when I had the chance. Thank you to all the frontline workers out there. You're real MVPs. Special discounted Sinkhole T-shirt rate if you work in the medical field.

03/01/2021

I hate to see u go, lil' sinkhole. 4ever in our hearts. :(

12/25/2020

Felíz Navidad, everyone. Mucho amor.