05/02/2026
What’s life like when we cross paths?
Unhinged…yep, unhinged….
I am a walking spiritual awakening that people aren’t emotionally prepared to encounter.
I run a metaphysical shop while simultaneously throwing hands with the universe on a daily basis. Not because I freaking want to but because apparently I was chosen to disrupt, dismantle, and expose anything fake and inauthentic within a 10 mile radius of me🤣.
I’m unequal parts ‘healer’ and “well, quit doing that s**t to yourself”….be honest, who’s fallen victim to me doing this to them unintentionally lol?🫣-I think I’m the victim to my own self 🤔
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I don’t“fit in”..because I’m not supposed to (as hard as that is to accept at times). I always say that I’m the glitch in the matrix that makes people question everything they thought was normal…then they either evolve or get real uncomfortable and start projecting.
My special talents include🤭:
- Clocking fake energy in 0.3 seconds ⏱️
- Triggering people into self reflection..growth can feel a weee🤏🏻 bit like drama😏
- Turning literal emotional devastation into business ideas😜…apparently it’s a talent of mine🤣. Who woulda known🤷🏼♀️.
- Loving like it’s sacred…until it’s disrespected then I revoke that s**t real quick 😠
- Surviving things that would’ve folded other people…and still being told *IM* “too much”-right, ok🙄.
I’ve unintentionally become the villain in multiple people’s stories simply for having boundaries, not shrinking, and saying the s**t that most people won’t
I have a complicated relationship with Religion-HARD side eye🙄, the algorithm-Bitch, we ain’t friends because seriously, WTAF😤?! Peace-I want it, but chaos keeps finding me like a fly to s**t😮💨
I will literally be crying over a loss, then channeling messages of some sort, to creating content, dragging someone energetically, while posting “good morning Cottage Fam 🤗” with a damn smile on my face like nothing just happened.
I meeeean…I’m kind of multitalented👸🏻
I’m DEF not “healing and light.”
I like to refer myself to healing and raw truth, which is way less marketable and way more uncomfortable.
I like to believe that you don’t come across me to stay the same.
You either level up…or you leave.
Either way, you will have changed in some way after crossing paths with me🤷🏼♀️.
Do you like me now? 🥸🤣
Guys…it’s ok to laugh, it’s supposed to be funny😏