Epeius Garage

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I am an artist who turns my garage into a workshop of wood, fire, and color. From intricate original wood burnings to epoxy pours and custom creations.

I bring my ideas to life on here, YouTube and Instagram.

10/28/2026

My new shop friend! What are we naming him?

10/28/2026

Well,
There’s a new member to the Epeius Garage shop. Thanks to my lovely cousin Ali!

We will be naming him soon. So I need your help. Below is what Chat GPT gave me. Tell me in the comments what name you think he should be. It does not have to be one of the below

1- Sir Snaggletooth – Distinguished gentleman, questionable dental hygiene.
2- Cletus the Cursed – Looks like something went terribly wrong in the swamp.
3- Lord Wartington III – Royalty from the wrong side of evolution.
4- Gumbo – Straight out of a Louisiana nightmare.
5- Methasaurus Rex – 65 million years of bad decisions.
6- Bubba Chomps – Friendly enough, until feeding time.
7- Count Crackula – Those teeth have seen better days.
8- Quasimodo Gator – The hunchback of the swamp.
9- Festus McFang – A face only a taxidermist could love.
10- Sir Reginald Rotbottom – Sophisticated, yet deeply disturbing.

10/28/2026

About to start two
Commission
Wood burns! 🔥Who are they?
🪶&🧤

10/23/2026

Me and chat GPT🤦🏼‍♂️

10/22/2026

Not too many celebrity deaths affect me, but this one really hits close to home.

I’ve always loved his music, but it means even more to me because my mom loved it too. Every time I hear his songs, I can’t help but think of her.

She would always tell me the story of how she got to sit in the front row and see him perform live Billy Bob's Texas It was one of those memories she loved sharing, and now it’s one I’ll always cherish.

It’s amazing how music can connect us to the people we’ve lost. His music will always hold a special place in my heart, not just because of the artist he was, but because it brings back memories of my mom.

Rest in peace, and thank you for the music and the memories.
RIP

10/18/2026

2026 tree inventory! Notice the new feature where you can hang your favorite ornament😁.
I made 17 trees complete and 4 trees blank incase there’s a custom color you want.
Message me if you want one. A few are already spoken for😅🎄💀❄️

10/18/2026

Busy making trees!🎄 a little preview of what the selection looks like this year.
Hold tight for the purple and black nightmare trees, got more to do to them🙃

10/18/2026

Just a guy burning wood

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PO Box 26596
Benbrook, TX
76126

Website

https://youtube.com/channel/UCpYEaYoVzeQgZeFyvvkStfA

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