The Muddy Heathen

The Muddy Heathen Dealer of dreadful ceramics spawned in Baltimore

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My David Bowie collection is dropping next month for the Darksome Black Sheep market on December 5th and 6th. Here's a s...
11/01/2025

My David Bowie collection is dropping next month for the Darksome Black Sheep market on December 5th and 6th. Here's a sneak peek at 2 mugs from the collection.

It's about as hard to get a Black Vulture to sit still for a photo as it was for me to get my s**t together and build a ...
12/19/2023

It's about as hard to get a Black Vulture to sit still for a photo as it was for me to get my s**t together and build a website.

But I fu***ng did it. Finally.

So go look. Or don't. Just know that I can command vultures from the sky, and I won't hesitate to call upon them for this or that. Not a threat, no, no, no. Just, ya know, letting ya know.
Anyway, you can find my shop listed in my profile. Maybe you should go have a gander to appease the vultures and whatnot.

muddyheathen.com

After over 7 months of fighting for his life in the hospital, I lost my step dad last night. I hurt in ways I never thou...
10/05/2023

After over 7 months of fighting for his life in the hospital, I lost my step dad last night.

I hurt in ways I never thought possible. I let out the loudest blood curdling scream and continued to scream on my kitchen floor for 20 minutes. I'm beyond grateful for having such an amazing dad for 33yrs of my life. He came into it when I was 5 and showed me what having a real dad was like.
I try to keep my FB to only people I know in real life (with the exception of a few internet pals) so most of you know Ken. Most of you grew up with Ken being your dad as well. He loved all my friends and regularly told me how happy it made him to know I had friends looking out for me growing up. I can't make sense of a lot right now but I guess that's nor.al when grieving.

I'm so gutted and lost right now. 😭😭😭😭

05/25/2023

I love how these turned out. 😍 A few are left.

Everyone in my house has the flu, including me. The flu has caused my Cyclic Vomiting and Gastroparesis to flare up. I s...
12/15/2022

Everyone in my house has the flu, including me. The flu has caused my Cyclic Vomiting and Gastroparesis to flare up. I spent all night on the bathroom floor shaking, boiling hot, and vomiting an obscene amount. I haven't flared up since I was in England. And right now, this flare-up is making me really miss .butler .

When I got to England, I flared up pretty bad (we debated a hospital visit), but i couldn't vomit. The pain was so unbelievable, and I spent so much time on her bathroom floor curled around the toilet and fighting back so many tears. I've never flared up in front of anyone but family before. I felt so embarrassed to be in such a vulnerable position in front of someone that I was meeting for the first time in person. But holy s**t was she a fu***ng Saint! She (along with her mother during the day) lovingly took care of me. She sat in the bathroom with me, she brought me tea, brought me bins to puke in if I needed to, brought me this weird medicine that helped me puke, and warm compresses for my tummy. At one point, as we sat on the bathroom floor, she could see I was fighting tears and in so much pain. She looked over and said, "If you need to cry, you can," and right there, the tears just came pouring out of my face. As I cried, she came over and hugged me while I hugged the toilet crying.

I am so grateful for that gross intimate time we spent with each other. I am grateful for all of your care while I was sick. I am grateful for you allowing me to be weak while sick. Most of all, I am grateful for you and your place in my life. You are so special to me and such a delight to know. Thank you so much for being exactly as you are and allowing me to be exactly as I am. I love and miss you SO SO SO much!

Forasmuch then as Christ hath suffered for us in the flesh, arm yourselves likewise with the same mind: for he that hath...
12/04/2022

Forasmuch then as Christ hath suffered for us in the flesh, arm yourselves likewise with the same mind: for he that hath suffered in the flesh hath ceased from sin;- 1 Pete 4:1

My body is broken. I endure life and it's many pains on a daily basis. Being chronically ill is not easy. Being in my broken body is not easy. Suffering is easy. Suffering I can do. The pain of my kinks outweighs the pain of daily chronically ill life. It puts my head in a different place. It quits my mind in the same way ceramics does, but with the added bonus of a pain I enjoy.

We talked about this concept for a few days/weeks. We wanted to bathe in the waters of blasphemy. We didn't expect to accomplish what we did. Daddy Fox, or rather Father Fox in this moment, told me "this is going to be tough so don't be upset if we can't do it"... but we did!!! I could sustain the inverted cross better than the normal cross but I still did it!!!

Father Fox, I cannot wait to explore not only this sacrilege path with you but rope in general. You are an amazing top (and human in general) and it feels so good to truly be cared for in ropes. Thank you for existing and crossing my path. If there was a God, you'd be the only gift he's ever given this wretched world. Thank you for being a person our gay community and kink community need. You are truly a treasure in this horrid place. Suffering for you is an honor 💚

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Mugshot monday or whatever
11/14/2022

Mugshot monday or whatever

These were up for months before being reported 2 weeks ago and removed... even though I censored them. So, here's a bigg...
11/10/2022

These were up for months before being reported 2 weeks ago and removed... even though I censored them. So, here's a bigger censor to please daddy Instagram and whatever spiteful or prude human that keeps reporting me.

Some things to remember while on my page... this is a BUSINESS page. Reporting my images because you're spiteful or just don't like them is causing me to potentially lose my page, which means losing business. If you don't like that I show my personal life on my business page then just unfollow. It's as simple as that. If you don't like me because I outed you for being a piece of s**t, then just leave. All youre doing by constantly reporting my stuff is proving that you're the piece of s**t I said you were.

Anyway, if a human mixing her art and personal life is a problem for you, or if you just don't like me then you should leave. Not report my s**t. That's petty kid stuff and it's a bad look on you.

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Did somebody say October 1st?
10/01/2022

Did somebody say October 1st?

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Baltimore, MD

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