Smelly Pirate Firearms

06/10/2026

Updated list! Call/text Steve for details

05/28/2026

Updated list

05/27/2026

Just in: call/text Steve for details

05/11/2026

I guess I’ll update everyone to what’s going on with me. I am still in Farmington at the nursing facility. As of Saturday May 9th I’ve been here one year. The wound has made some major progress. Started out about 8” x 5”, which is about the size of your hand. Also approximately 2 1/2” deep. I don’t have a big butt, so it was down to the bone. Plus back around Thanksgiving I went to the ER with Sepsis, a life-threatening medical emergency caused by the body’s extreme, dysfunctional response to an infection…

Now the wound has healed down to about the size of a coin slot and I’m hoping to be home in July. Definitely on the upswing and feeling better. The pain is still high but more bearable than ever before. My mood has changed to anxious for going home.

I still enjoy and look forward to visitors. Stop by if you can.

03/13/2026

Reminder! Conrad & Sons Guns will be closed from March 13 to the 20th. Please do not ship us your guns during this window, they will be returned to sender. Always call or text before sending us your guns. 636-229-1966

03/03/2026

01/09/2026

Hey y’all. I’m the one handling Tony’s transfers while he’s recovering. Just to update, my transfer fee for Fi****ms is $25. If you have an NFA item the fee is $75. Please do not send NFA items to Tony’s address as he is not a NFA dealer. What is a NFA item? A suppressor, a short barreled rifle, an AOW. Anything requiring a Form 4. If you send a NFA item to Tony, he cannot accept it under his FFL, I’m a class 2 SOT and those items need to be sent to me. My information is below. Thanks for understanding.

10/17/2025

Since I’m still in hospital and not sure when I’ll be home, I am temporarily turning my business over to another dealer. Steve Conrad that lives in Imperial will be doing your transfers under his license until further notice. If you have ordered a gun that is at my place, Steve is picking up everything Sunday and calling all of you next week. I’ve been dealing with Steve for several years so rest assured I trust him 100%. I’m attaching his info and I appreciate your patience, I’ll be back at it ASAP.

10/05/2025

My latest update: Still in Farmington at the specialist hospital, doing better a little at a time. My goal is to be home by Christmas, but hell who knows.
The latest issue that has surfaced “Covid” has reached up and slapped me in the face. Not terrible this time, mostly feels like a bad sinus infection. Great, what I really need..oh well, I’m still alive and plan to continue!!

08/28/2025

QUICK UPDATE:
I’m still in Farmington at the specialized care facility. Looks like I’ll be here for a while now. I’m healing slowly but I am showing progress. It’s a wound in the absolute worst spot it could be. I’ve had great care here and several visitors but you are all welcome to stop by anytime. You know me, I love good company. Thanks to all for the well wishes. Hope to see you soon.