04/01/2024
So, I went to the store to get some groceries for tonight's dinner. Then I noticed a lady staring at me on the same aisle that I was on. Whatever. There’s lots of odd folks out there. So I went to the next aisle and here she followed me around, still staring. So now I'm getting weirded out by this but finish up my shopping and head to check out line 8. Of course, this lady was ahead of me and notices me behind her and starts staring again. Awkward. So I start playing with my phone so I don't have to look at her. Finally, she says "I want to apologize for staring at you but you look just like my son who just passed away." I felt really bad after that and gave her my condolences. She said “thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I understand if you don't want to but can you give me a hug and say 'bye mama' to me?" It was awkward but whatever. I hugged her. She smiled, thanked me and left. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $108.16! I knew something wasn't right, it should have been like $42 or so. The cashier tells me that my total included my mom's groceries. I'm like "What?!!!" She said "Your mom said you were paying for her last few items along with your things.” I told her that the woman was most definitely not my mom. She said, “well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama.” I flew out of the store looking for this witch ready to get my money back! I see her loading up her car. She saw me and jumped in her car. I got to her as she was putting her leg in and I started pulling her leg...just like I’m pulling yours!!! Hope you all are having a wonderful night! Here's hoping it at least gave someone a laugh who really needed it like it did for me yesterday. Namasté