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Not for just anyone, just the ones who get it! We find the funny in slang and keep it clean/safe for your family & pets. If you know, you know.
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Made with only US-grown soy wax, ZERO additives or harmful chemicals. Peace of mind comes from knowing what's in the products we use! Get Lit Provisions – Not for just anyone… just the ones who get it. We’re where wit meets wax, and where your “scents” of humor doesn’t have to come at the cost of safety. It all started because I wanted a candle that smelled amazing—but didn’t flood the air around me with carcinogens, hormone disruptors, or toxic junk. So I did the homework (and the hard work) to make it happen. At Get Lit Provisions, we pour every candle with purpose, using only 100% U.S.-grown soy wax and absolutely ZERO additives, toxins, or mystery chemicals—we ONLY us scents that contain absolutely none of the following:

✖ Phthalates – synthetic hormone disruptors
✖ Carcinogens – linked to cancer
✖ Mutagens – known to damage DNA
✖ Reproductive toxins – harmful to fertility and development
✖ Organ toxins – impact major body systems
✖ Acute toxins – dangerous with even single exposure
because peace of mind should be part of the burn! Our candles and wax melts are cheeky, clever, and always clean—designed for homes with kids, pets, and people who appreciate a good laugh. Inspired by everyday slang, pop culture, and a little Chicago grit, we’re here for the scent lovers who like their vibes a little offbeat, but their ingredients on point. Family-safe, pet-safe, always intentional.

10/27/2026

🐾 For the Paws That Never Leave Our Hearts 🐾

This Día de los Mu***os, Get Lit Provisions is remembering the pitties who've crossed the Rainbow Bridge and celebrating the ones still waiting for their chance at love.

They leave paw prints on our hearts that last a lifetime. They deserve to be remembered, celebrated, and loved forever.

🕯️ Now through October 31, 25% of the profits from every Get Lit & Paws order will benefit (PM me with your orders)

Want to do even more? Donate $50 or more directly to the rescue, send me a screenshot of your donation, and I'll send you a FREE odor-eliminating room spray as a thank-you!

🐶 NOW IT'S YOUR TURN! Share a photo of your pitbull in the comments. Whether your baby is still by your side or waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge, let's fill this post with pittie love! Tell us their name and what makes them so special.

🔗 Donate directly: https://www.dogsaredeservingrescue.com/

For the ones we've loved, the ones we love today, and the ones still waiting for their forever home. ❤️🐾
***os

10/17/2026

Rori needs a GOVERNMENT NAME!

A little light, a lot of mischief.

Hi, everybody! I'm the newest addition to the Get Lit Provisions family! My name is Rori.
Mom says my name comes from Aurora, the Roman goddess of the dawn, morning light, and new beginnings. Pretty fitting, right? ☀️

But there's a little more to my story…
About a month ago, I was a foster puppy with a pretty bad case of cherry eyes. I couldn't see very - And now? My eyes are doing better, and somehow, I've wiggled my way right into this family's heart. ❤️

Mom says I look like a princess. 👑

BUT… apparently, I have the heart of a tiny rascal, and Mom insists I need a MIDDLE NAME. A GOVERNMENT NAME.

You know, the kind she can use when I've committed a crime against the household. 😂
Something that means BUSINESS.

Not that I'll take her seriously when she uses it. I mean, look at this face. What is she gonna do?

YOUR MISSION:
Help me pick my official middle name!
Should it sound regal? Sassy? A little intimidating? Something that says, “Rori, we do NOT eat that!”
Drop your best suggestions in the comments! The funnier, the better. Let's see what you've got!
Love, Rori (Middle Name TBD) 🐾

10/13/2026

🎃⛳ PUTT. POUR. GET LIT. 🕯️

Looking for a fun fall night out that’s a little different?

Come join Get Lit Provisions at 19th Hole Golf Simulators on October 16th at 6:30 PM for a night of golf, candles, cocktails, laughs, and good company!

⛳ They can hit the links.
🕯️ You can pour your own custom candle.
🎃 Everyone gets to enjoy a little spooky-season fun.

Bring your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, bestie, favorite golf buddy—or just come with your girls!

While they enjoy the golf simulator, YOU get to create a custom-scented candle with Get Lit Provisions. Choose your fragrance, pour your candle, and leave with something you made yourself.

And let's be honest...

18 holes is great. But the 19th Hole is where the fun really starts. 😉

🕯️ Custom Candle Making
⛳ Golf Simulators
🍂 Fall vibes
🎃 A little spooky-season fun
🥂 Friends • Date Night • Girls' Night Out

📅 October 16th
⏰ 6:30 PM
📍 19th Hole Golf Simulators — Mokena, IL

SPOTS ARE LIMITED! So grab your ticket, bring your favorite people, and come PUTT. POUR. GET LIT.

🎟️ Tickets are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/2000521261947?aff=oddtdtcreator

Not for just anyone. Just the ones who get it. 🕯️

10/08/2026

🔮 WITCHES, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU. 🔮

I’m bringing Get Lit Provisions to Witches Night Out at Garden Chalet on Thursday, October 29th from 6–10 PM — and I am SO excited about this one.

I’ll have all of your Get Lit favorites with me… BUT I’m also debuting something NEW that I've been sitting on for a hot minute. 👀

For this event, I’ve created a special metaphysical • spooky • intentional collection inspired by all things witchy, magical, mysterious and a little bit unexpected.

Think candles with intention. Scents with a little magic. Spooky vibes without the cheesy Halloween nonsense.

And if you know Get Lit, you already know I’m not going to disappoint. 😉

✨ My signature collections
🔮 NEW metaphysical/spooky/intentional collection
🕯️ Candles
🌙 Wax melts
🖤 Room + car sprays
🍂 Seasonal & spooky scents
…and probably a few surprises because I can't seem to leave well enough alone.

And this event is SO much bigger than just shopping.

There will be SO MANY amazing local vendors, plus drinks, music, costumes, and all the witchy goodness you could ask for.

So grab your witchy sisters, besties, coven, or whoever you're currently obsessed with and come spend the evening supporting local makers.

📍 Garden Chalet
11000 S Ridgeland Ave
Worth, IL 60482

📅 Thursday, October 29th
⏰ 6–10 PM

🖤 SHOP LOCAL • SIP LOCAL • SUPPORT LOCAL

Come see what I've been brewing. 🔮

09/27/2026

🌿🔥 WELL… THIS IS A FIRST! 😂
Today, Get Lit Provisions is hitting the dispensary scene!
I’m doing my FIRST EVER vendor event at Aces Dispensary in Plainfield, and honestly… this feels like a pretty damn appropriate place for Get Lit. 😂🕯️
I’ll have my staple collections with me:
🕯️ Get Lit & Serve
🐾 Get Lit & Paws
🌆 Chicago Southside Collection
BUT… because this is a dispensary, I had to make something EXCLUSIVE for Aces. 👀🌿
✨ Odor-Eliminating Candles
🚗 Car Sprays
🏠 Room Sprays
Because sometimes you want to enjoy your treats… without your car, house, or hoodie telling on you. 😂💨
So come hang out with me, sniff ALL the candles, check out the exclusive odor-eliminating line, and…
GET YOURSELF SOME TREATS.
You know what I mean. 😉🌿😂
📍 Aces Dispensary — The Poker Lounge
12627 S. Route 59
Plainfield, IL 60585
⏰ Today | 12:00–4:00 PM
Come get lit with me! 🕯️🌿
Get Lit Provisions has officially entered its dispensary era. 😂

06/25/2026

Exciting announcements! 6/25/26!

🛍️Special Retail Sale at Jayne La Grange!!
——> 11am kick off!

06/25/2026

It's gonna be a GREAT night!!!

06/22/2026

Thursday plans = sorted. 🗓️✔️

We are hosting our Glow & Light event this Thursday
from 6-8 PM, and you do not want to miss it!

We are bringing together the best elements of a spa night and a creative workshop.

The Details:Treat your skin to a $65 Mini Dermaplaning Facial (no appointment needed, just show up early!).

Create your own custom scent at the Pour Your Own Candle station (starts promptly at 6:00 PM!).

Sip on cocktails, enjoy sweet treats, and enter to win over $500 in raffle prizes.

Bring a friend and unwind with us!

🎟️ Registration is required for candle pouring. Scan the QR code on the flyer or click below to lock in your spot today

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1990131723558?aff=oddtdtcreator

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