05/31/2026
👀 MOVE OVER, SASQUATCH… WE SPOTTED MARKSQUATCH.
The elusive Marksquatch was recently spotted lurking in Suite A611, supposedly getting Lone Star Roots ready for Father’s Day.
Witnesses say he keeps popping out from behind displays, grabbing hats, and muttering, “I mean… Dad would probably like this.” 🤠😂
At this point, we’re not sure if he’s shopping for customers or building his own Father’s Day haul.
🎁 Shop Father’s Day gifts:
📍 Lone Star Roots • Suite A611 • Lone Star Mercantile Allen
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Have you spotted Marksquatch in the wild? 👇