Orrelle Shop

01/01/2023

15/12/2022

Battle of the Brainless
Host: What "N" (narra) is the
national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant : Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host : O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito(Rizal Park ).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host : Hindi, pag pumunta ka
doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong? Z e
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng
naka-bikini.
Contestant : Beerhouse!

Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na
sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant : Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host :Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy"
at matipuno nga ang kaniyang
katawan.
Contestant : Ah, Mr. Clean!

Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant : Siyokoy?
Host : Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant : Siyoke?

Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may s**a?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant : Si...Sharon Cuneta!

Host : Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia?
Contestant : Carole KING?
Host:Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant : Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host : Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant : BISHOP Bacani?
Host : Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant : Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host : Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant : Jerry PONS?
Host : Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!

Host : Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant : Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!

One more dagdag:
Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines?
Contestant: Kuto?
Host : Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.
Contestant : Kutong Lupa

23/11/2022

15/09/2022

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Gaabor Vacuum Cleaner, Household 2-in-1Mini Handheld Light & Clean Dual Use Vacuum Strong Suction

01/05/2022

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30/04/2022

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29/04/2022

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😍OOTD Beach Terno (Bra, Bikini, Pants)👙
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09/02/2021

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03/12/2020

SOLD OUT 🌵 Cactus For Sale🌵.. See each pic for prices... comment MINE below the pic to reserve the plant ... free delivery within city limits on Friday, Dec.4 only.

Gymnocalycium cacti are sturdy and easy to take care. It is ideal for beginners.

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01/12/2020

SOLD OUT = VITAMIN B1 (100 ml) Humic & Alpha Amino Acid

✅Vitamin B1 is a root accelerator solution for all types of transplants including shrubs, bedding plants, seedlings and cuttings.

✅Effects
-Root accelerator for your favorite cactus.
-Enhances the germination rate and makes the baby roots stronger and healthier at their early age.
-increases resistance, growth, and anti-root shock.

✅HOW TO USE:
🔅1ml to 1L of Water
🔅spray around your plants or soil with seeds.
🔅 Water the soil every 7-10days

Note:
Apply during NIGHT TIME for best result