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17/05/2025

17/05/2025

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown child who can't find anything.

17/05/2025

Couples who tell each other to 'calm down' after a fight are 100% not calm.

17/05/2025

I asked my partner if I was the only one, and they said 'Yes, the rest are all zeros.' I’m still not sure how to feel.

17/05/2025

In every relationship, one person is always right… and the other person is a male.

17/05/2025

Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other if they’re hungry and guessing what the other feels like eating.

16/05/2025

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.

16/05/2025

Using pregnancy to keep a man who doesn't care about you just because you want him to marry you, You'll cry more than the baby.🤣

16/05/2025

Her: "It's over"
Him: "Why?"
Her: "🦷🟡, 🧠🤏, 🍆🤌 & 🛀🙅‍♂️"
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