08/11/2025
Time to laugh ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
1. I w0ndยฃr who told Nigerians that before you dr!nk sachet water, you first rub it on your cloth๐๐
2" It's not about having a pretty face. The question is
"does it match with the c0lour of ur lยฃgs???๐ค๐
3" Stop crลซshing โค๏ธon people's boyfriend ๐จ
Tell ur boyfriend to dress well ๐๐๐,eat balance d!ยฃt ๐๐๐ฅฃ๐
and av0!d wยฃยฃd ๐ฅ
4" Dangote - 7 letters.
Otedola - 7 letters
Adenuga - 7 letters.
Innoson - 7 letters
Abeg, what's that your name again?,??
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5" Calling a fat girl Angel is wickยฃdnยฃss.
Can she flyyy?๐
please call her R0ck of agยฃs
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6" U asked for 2k, I no get. U went to your status and uploaded "Life is a Circle" even if life na Tr@pezium. I still no get. ๐๐๐
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7" Teacher: Text book is 1,500
S@tan: Tell ur parents its 3,000
Me: Daddy our text book is 15,000 naira
S@tan: Jesus!!๐๐
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8" I pity men that arguยฃ with women.
How can you be argu!ng with someone wey water never touch her head for a month now?๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
9" Teacher: Give me an example of a business f@!lure due to careless management??
Student: A pr0st!tute getting prยฃgnant.
Teacher:๐ ๐ Lยฃave my class๐๐๐!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10" Guys if ur girlfriend is beautiful without makeup ๐, u need to b paying her s@lary for n@tural beauty....
E no ยฃasy..
ladies is d volume ๐ ok?
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11" No matter how sc@rcity of fuel
There must still be Tr@ffic..
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12" When you are in a hurry to the k!II cockr0ach in your room......
how many times do you miss hitting it?
Me, i dey always leave am 4 God hand after i don tirยฃd
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13" Big Brother is a Billionaire.
Phyna is a millionaire.
You that voted. What is that your account b@lance again???
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14" My sister no man is perfect ๐คทjust choose your Dยฃm0n nd keep p0ur!ng an0!รฑting oil on him๐๐
15" How can a native doctor tell me to bring 20k
In order to tell me who st0le my bath room slรฎppers
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16" *Calling him 'Bro' when you know he's in
