Impressions

Impressions First impression matters they say. Impressions is all about making you stand out in the crowd with

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26/04/2025

Words on the marble

The wolf from the hill is not as hungry as the one climbing the hill

A man who hangs around a woman for a long time without telling her anything ends up fetching water at her wedding

No matter how dark a room is , a man can always find his way to woman's breast

Anybody who complains that the food is too much for the eba cannot handle greatness

Only a mad dog barks at its owner

No matter the intensity of the bushfire , the Antelope will always walk like a king

Eat a mad man's food the moment you see him relax, because if the madness returns you can't get access to him anymore

😂😂😂😂

-Pete Edochie

30/12/2024

Let's do it the kinky way .

Compliments of the season friends.
13/12/2024

Compliments of the season friends.

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20/08/2024

I am telling you. 😂😂

Add this to your wig collections and thank Mr later
08/11/2023

Add this to your wig collections and thank Mr later

13/10/2023

Bring 20k and this beauty will be yours.
It's hair blend

Kinky straight wig available .View pieces left. Dm now to order
13/10/2023

Kinky straight wig available .
View pieces left. Dm now to order

Just when I thought I have heard it all 😂😂😂
13/10/2023

Just when I thought I have heard it all 😂😂😂

08/09/2023

Ultra fluffy hair treatment/curl keeper. The hair doctor in a bottle

Make a good impression with your wigs. E get why 🚶🚶
06/09/2023

Make a good impression with your wigs. E get why 🚶🚶

Story time 💃*** ( Copied)There's this popular junction in my street that sacrifices are being dropped weekly. This happ...
22/08/2023

Story time 💃

*** ( Copied)
There's this popular junction in my street that sacrifices are being dropped weekly. This happens every friday.

The sacrifice could be food, cash, hot drinks or livestock.

So this afternoon, I was on my way back from work when I spotted another sacrifice at the junction. It was fanta, two eggs and five hundred naira note in a calabash.

I was very hungry so I took the items home, leaving the empty calabash behind.

In other to play safe, I had to gift one of the eggs to my friend Chidi. I wanted Chidi to eat it first so as to know if there would be any aftereffect.

I never told Chidi where I got the egg.

So after about an hour later, I had to call Chidi on phone to know if he had truly eaten the egg and he confirmed it. He even told me the egg was very delicious.

"So how do you feel now?" I asked him

"How do you mean?" He replied me

"Like is there any reaction on you? any strange feeling?" I quizzed further

"Not at all" He snapped "Any problem?"

"Not really" I lied "I thought the egg was bad"

Immediately the call dropped, I proceeded to the kitchen. I fried my own egg and used the five hundred naira to buy bread.

The egg and bread combo was indeed very delicious. I even had to step it down with the fanta.

I was still enjoying myself when I heard someone banging incessantly at my door, and before I could go get the door, it swung open and a little boy rushed in. He was Chidi's kid brother.

"Uncle! Uncle! come o something don happen to brother Chidi" He said tearfully, panting.

"Wetin? wetin happen to Chidi?" I stuttered and got up at once.

"Brother Chidi don turn to fowl" He announced bitterly "And him don even lay two eggs"

ME:👇

The face behind the brand Impressions.
15/07/2023

The face behind the brand Impressions.



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