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09/10/2022

Respect pre-school,ECDE teachers.When you meet them buy them soda madiaba and congratulate them.
I was a teacher before I joined campoo 😅 That was part of hustle.

At the Kaschool where I worked, there is a little girl named Vicky. She was so cute and sweet. And she was such a storyteller byzewei. She used to bring me mandazi mbili every morning, her mother was a mandazi seller.

Then was there was a day, just before knocking off, I found her busy trying to put on her shoes.

I approached her and offered to help her. It was such a torrid time.

The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me five minutes to help
her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said "Teacher, umenivalisha banana"

When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realized that I had
misplaced her shoes; the banana style.
Ya right to the left, left to the right.

On trying to take off the shoes again, it took me three minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them
on again, this time the correct way.

However, it was more difficult than the first time.

When I finished, she said: "Teacher, hizi sio viatu zanguu !"

I really got angry,kusirikaaa actually, but since I had worked with little kids, I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes.

I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said:
" Mama alisema nivae viatu za sista yangu, zangu ziko nyumbani "

This time I boiled in anger. But since I always did my job perfectly and whole heartedly, of course wanting to be paid by end month,I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again.

" Tichaaa na haujanvalishaaaa socks ?" she asked.

I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.

Politely and swiftly I asked her, " Socks zako ziko wapi Vicky?"
She innocently replied: " Ziko ndani ya kiatu ,kwaaaaaa vidole "

I simply resigned!

The next monday Mzae

A LADY I MET ONLINE.I never know say better girl still dey this our generation, I met this girl on a Facebook group last...
13/08/2022

A LADY I MET ONLINE.

I never know say better girl still dey this our generation, I met this girl on a Facebook group last year July 2021 since then our chat has be going well smoothly without she demanding for urgent 2k.

So we decided to meet on new year day at "WASHINGTON" she came without demanding for T-fair to come over & she was very beautiful but me while I have already budget for her transport in case she ask. Then I ask her to order for whatever she wanted that money is not the problem she smiled at me & immediately return the smile back to her but to my greatest surprised she ordered for ice cream that cost 500 frs I was shocked.

Then I ask her why 500 frs ice cream why not fried rice & chicken & juice she said to me she is not here bcos of food or my money we should discuss why we are here that all my chat with her was so romantic most especially where I said that """ her beauty is like apple tree🌲among the trees of the forest that bear the most sweetest fruit among the trees of the forest that sweet to my own taste"" its so romantic she said. so are smiled at her.

Within me I said to myself that this girl is a wife material God has finally answered my prayer.

Then we started our discussion & everything went smoothly & both of us were so happy that we meet then we decided to leave for the day...so I ordered for take-away for her such as "fried rice & chicken, big ice cream that cost 3000 frs & juice but it wasn't easy before she collected those items from me with the 5000 frs to transport her self back home I have to beg her seriously....u are so caring & romantic she said...I smiled & I said to myself this year is my year of marital settlement.

Finally, as we about to step out she hug me tight for almost 10mins without minding if people are looking at us & I was enjoying it without minding anybody around us...na so the hug com dey sweet me until I wake up holding pillow on my chest...😭😭😭😭😭WHY ME....WHY ME.😭😭😭.

05/08/2022

THE UNTOLD PAIN THAT HUSBANDS SUFFER

Her husband had been admitted in the hospital.

He requested her to come with a book he loves to read when she comes to visit him next. He looked so frail.

At home, she looked in his box of books where he told her the book will be.

That was when she found an old book with a black cover. His diary.

She had never seen the book before. He must have kept it well hidden. It was at the bottom of the box.

She began to read it.

"Day one of our marriage. God I just want to thank You for the wife you have given me. Tonight is our honeymoon but she looks so exhausted. I don't think we will make love but it doesn't matter. She is mine for life. I have just kissed her forehead and I will make love to her tomorrow morning. Walk with us in this marriage".

As she read those words, it all made sense. That honeymoon night, he did not make love to her, not because he didn't want her, but because he thought to let her rest because she looked exhausted. All this time, she had been thinking he doesn't find her sexy from the first day of their marriage.

She perused through more pages of the diary.

"God, I am scared. Today my wife and I had our first nasty argument and it was ugly. I have never seen that side of her. She shouted at me and called me names. I wanted to insult her back but I couldn't, I love her. I cannot believe a small misunderstanding led to this big fight. Help her to forgive me for how she feels I did wrong. I forgive her. I know she can be a little emotional so help me handle her emotions. I don't have to win fights, teach me to keep quiet when I need to".

She remembered that fight, how she called him good for nothing because he forgot to take out the trash and she found him filling up a crossword puzzle. She never said sorry for that.

She continued perusing.

"Lord, I feel lonely. Ever since we got a child I feel neglected as a husband, my wife has no time for me. My fear is that...... like the page Yonamonza Yonamonza Yonamonza to automatically continue🤸🤸🤸

30/07/2022

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓

People called him mad-man
but I was surprised when he moved close to me,
He said, “can I ask you a very important question?”

I nodded, in acceptance,
and then,
he asked, “am I a mad man?”

The obvious answer, from a sane person, will be, "no",
and that was what I said.
“Thank you!”, he replied;

then he said,

“just because I don’t see things the way other people do, does that make me a mad man?”

"No", I answered again.

He bent down, wrote “W”,
and asked me what he wrote.
At this point, I was already feeling ashamed,
getting involved in a lengthy conversation with him.

In a hurry to leave, I said “w”,
but I was amazed when he replied to my answer,
“You only see 'W',
because of the angle at which you are looking at it.

If you turn upside down, you'll see “M”;
If u look from the right side, it is “3”,
and looking at it from the left side, it is “E”.

The fact that I don’t see things at the perspective that everyone is seeing it doesn’t make me a mad man, he said. Then he left.

I pondered for so long about this and its application to life.

Because We act, and relate to people, based on the perspective at which we are looking at their situation.

Have you taken your time to look at other possible perspectives?

I then decided that,
before I get angry with, or act against, or judge anyone that has done something unfavourable to me,
I will view it in at least three possible perspectives;
1.my own perspective,
2.his own perspective and
3.others perspective'.

So, before you judge people, before you rage your anger on them, take a little time to view their angle or perspective, and, if you still cannot see a reasonable reason, then you may act.... Like tha page Yonamonza Yonamonza Yonamonza

26/07/2022
Mwezi kona inaanzaga tare ngapi😳Mbona govt isiamue siku moja twende trip as a country🤔Kule utotoni diamond alisema anatu...
19/06/2022

Mwezi kona inaanzaga tare ngapi😳

Mbona govt isiamue siku moja twende trip as a country🤔

Kule utotoni diamond alisema anaturudisha itakua lini 🙄 maana kua mkubwa si rahisi 😌 kwanza ukiwa Kenya

02/05/2022

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
😂😂😂😂😂

You are laughing right? May joy and laughter never depart from you.

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