Myrtle and Marve

05/06/2023

Enjoy Marve’s trip to the dentist and the pub… sound on!! Please feel free to share! 😀☺️

27/04/2023

Limited edition postcards will be available at The Diamond Rocks Cafe from this weekend.
Pick one up and send to Kilkee lovers living abroad, and share the adventures of Myrtle and Marve … let’s see where they end up!

01/04/2023

24/03/2023

For anyone who has the pleasure of knowing Kilkee, we hope this resonates with you… roll on some better weather … 🌞🐚🦀🪸🌊
Sound on.

11/02/2023

Are you sitting comfortably…
Myrtle and Marves Valentines special is coming … 💕

24/01/2023

MYRTLES NEW YEAR RESOLUTION (continued…!)

Madame Svetlana, you may have guessed
That I am unable to dance at my best,
A trip to the ladies and then you will see
The hidden potential that’s buried in me!”

Madame Svetlana then raising her cane,
Frustration rising “fouetté again …
Mind over matter to reach your potential,
Repeat to improve is vhat is essential.”

Poor Myrtle now bursting was squeezing her thighs,
A grand jete turning with tears in her eyes,
Then just as she thought it was safe to let go,
She first felt a dribble, and then more of a flow!!

22/01/2023

Myrtle, post Christmas, decided to start,
The new year with activities good for her heart,
Improving her lifestyle and cutting out Gin,
A ballet class surely the place to begin.

So, she arrived ready on Tuesday at nine,
The studio was buzzing with bodies so fine,
All beautiful people, no wobbly bums,
Flexing and stretching and toning their tums.

Madame Svetlana arrived at the door,
A real force of nature, at least six foot four,
Curly hair piled on the top of her head
And a cane in her hand, Myrtle looked on in dread!

“To za barre for your Plié, vhy do you delay!?”
And pushing passed Myrtle, “Now out of my way … “
Then she stood by the piano and waving her cane,
“Vhy are you not trying, now do it a-gain!”

Myrtle perspiring her leg muscles burning,
Tendu and frappes, the things she was learning,
With her leg on the barre and her arms in a V,
Emergency struck, she now needed to wee!

11/01/2023

Myrtle, post Christmas, decided to start,
The new year with activities good for her heart,
Improving her lifestyle and cutting out gin,
A Ballet class surely the place to begin.

So she arrived ready on Tuesday at nine,
The studio was buzzing with bodies so fine,
All beautiful people, no wobbly bums,
Flexing and stretching and toning their tums!

31/12/2022

As Myrtle and Marve would like to send everyone Warm Wishes for 2023, Myrtle is thinking about her New Years resolution… and her plans for adventure with her beloved Marve.

“Myrtle, post Christmas, decides that she’ll start,
The new year with activities good for her heart!
Improving her lifestyle and cutting out gin,
A Ballet class, surely the place to begin!”

Happy New Year!

04/12/2022

Santa Clause was delighted to receive his Myrtle and Marve Christmas Card…but he’s not sure if they should be on the Naughty or Nice list!
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