Urban Kangaroo UK

01/04/2026

Big news… I’ve been quietly working on something for months and it’s finally ready.

Glow-in-the-dark toilet roll.

No more fumbling around at 3am half asleep trying to find the loo roll… this stuff lights the way 💡

Early testers (Laura included 😅) say it’s a game changer.

Looking at getting this into production – would anyone actually buy it?

25/12/2025

🎄 Merry Christmas, you legends! 🎄

To every follower, customer, member, and supporter — thank you for backing Urban Kangaroo in 2025. Whether you grabbed a mug, rocked one of our tees, smashed a like, shared a post, or just laughed at the slogans that probably should’ve stayed in the drafts… you’ve kept this one-man band going, and I appreciate you more than you know.

This year you helped grow the brand, fuel the creativity, and keep the ideas flying (sometimes literally ✈️🦘). We’re building something brilliant together, and honestly? 2026 is going to be even bigger.

Have an unreal Christmas, stay safe, enjoy the chaos, the food, the laughs, and the people around you. Thanks again for being part of the madness.

Big love,

Glenn — the bloke behind the madness at Urban Kangaroo 🦘

25/12/2025

🎄 Merry Christmas, you legends! 🎄

To every follower, customer, member and supporter — thank you for backing Urban Kangaroo in 2025. Whether you bought a mug, wore one of our tees, liked a post, shared our stuff or just laughed at our questionable slogans… you’ve kept this one-man band going, and I appreciate you more than you know.

Your support this year has helped grow the brand, fuel the creativity, and keep the ideas flying (sometimes literally ✈️). We’re building something brilliant together, and 2026 is going to be even bigger.

Have an amazing Christmas, stay safe, enjoy the festivities, and thank you again for being part of the madness.

Big love,
Glenn – Urban Kangaroo 🦘

09/11/2025

Right… who invited Greg Wallace to Christmas dinner?
Because this man is currently reviewing the roast potatoes like it’s MasterChef.

If your family Christmas is chaotic, someone’s definitely doing the Greg Wallace Voice over the gravy boat.
So we made the official t-shirt for it.

🎄 “GREG WALLACE WHO WANTS STUFFING?” 🎄
For the mate who narrates everything they do.

Perfect Secret Santa gift.
Perfect Christmas Day outfit.
Perfect level of stupid.

Tag someone who needs this immediately 👇
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Who wants stuffing?". The punchy text "PHWOOARRRR! WHO WANTS STUFFING?". Ironing: Iron inside out on a low heat setting. Whether you're dressing up or down, you'll love the way our t-shirts effortlessly combine comfort with a modern, clean look.

01/11/2025

👑 The Andrew… formally known as Prince.
A royal twist on scandal, satire & sarcasm — the funniest tee you’ll wear this year.
Perfect for anyone who loves cheeky British humour, pop culture digs, and a good royal roast. 🇬🇧😂

Available now in multiple colours — wear it to the pub, Christmas parties, or family dinners when you fancy stirring the tea a little ☕👀

⚡️Link in bio to grab yours!
Tag someone who’d definitely wear this 👇

23/09/2025

🚨 New Drop for Retro Comedy Fans 🚨

Step back into the golden age of British TV with our Retro Love Thy Neighbour inspired design 🎬✨ A cheeky nod to one of the most talked-about sitcoms of the 70s, brought back with bold vintage artwork and a retro vibe.

👕 Perfect for:
✔ Fans of classic comedy
✔ 70s nostalgia lovers
✔ Collectors of British TV memorabilia
✔ Anyone who enjoys a good laugh with a retro twist

🎁 Available now in multiple colours & sizes – the perfect gift for comedy lovers and retro TV fans.

👉 Grab yours today and wear a piece of sitcom history!

Step back into classic British comedy with this Retro Love Thy Neighbour inspired t shirt. Designed with bold artwork and a cheeky nostalgic vibe, this vintage sitcom tee is perfect for fans of 70s TV, retro humour, and collectors of iconic British pop culture. Made from a soft cotton blend with a c...

21/09/2025

🔥 NEW DESIGN ALERT 🔥

Make a statement that can’t be ignored 👕⚡️
Our “Bollocks To Starmer” tee is bold, cheeky, and unapologetic – perfect for anyone who’s had enough of the same old politics.

✅ High-quality print
✅ Standout design
✅ Guaranteed conversation starter

👉 Order yours today and wear your opinion loud and proud: https://urbankangaroo.myshopify.com/products/anti-starmer-design-funny-protest-graphic-retro-punk-political-satire

Make a statement with this bold Anti Starmer design, created in a retro punk protest style with distressed lettering and rebellious energy. Perfect for anyone who enjoys political satire, cheeky humor, and anti-establishment graphics, this design blends vintage punk attitude with modern protest cult...

07/08/2025

🦘🔥 Say hello to Urban Kangaroo – your new favourite place for mugs, t-shirts, hoodies & more with attitude!

From cheeky slogans to bold designs, our merch is made to get you noticed (and maybe raise a few eyebrows 👀). Perfect for gifts, daily wear, or just showing the world you’ve got style and a sense of humour.

🛒 Browse the full range now and join the Urban Kangaroo crew – because life’s too short for boring merch!

👉 Shop here: http://www.urbankangaroo.co.uk

07/08/2025

🔥🦘 Urban Kangaroo is here to spice up your wardrobe (and your mug cupboard)!
From cheeky slogans to bold designs, we’ve got mugs, t-shirts, hoodies & more that turn heads and start conversations.

💥 Wear it. Sip from it. Gift it. Just don’t be boring.
🛒 Shop now and join the crew – because life’s too short for plain merch!

05/08/2025

Ready to hop into the urban scene with swagger? 🦘✨ Our Urban Kangaroo t-shirts are your new go-to for bold street style—crafted with love and packed with city vibes! Follow us for exclusive designs, behind-the-scenes looks, and epic deals. Tag a friend who needs this in their wardrobe! 👇

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