01/04/2026
Tired of digging up rusty nails, bottle caps, and disappointment?
We’ve solved it.
After years of highly questionable training, we are proud to launch our elite team of Metal Detecting Dogs™ 🐾
🔍 What can they do?
Sniff out all metals with astonishing enthusiasm.
Discriminate iron (they will look at you with mild judgment and walk away)
Locate:
🪙 Coins
💍 Rings
🏺 “Probably Roman” items (no guarantees)
💡 Advanced Features
Built-in digging system (4-paw drive)
Audio alerts (barking varies by target value)
Wireless operation (range: wherever the dog feels like going)
Auto-reward mode (requires treats, not included… except for the first week 👇)
🎁 What’s Included
1 × Fully trained Metal Detecting Dog™
1 × Luxury dog bed (for post-find naps)
1 × Bowl (for water… or celebratory snacks)
1 × Week’s supply of premium dog food
💷 Price
£999 per dog
(Cheaper than a top-end detector… and significantly better company)
