23/06/2026
Good bloody morning and happy Tuesday! 💜
That’s me off the day job until 6th July and my last day for orders 🥳🥳🥳
AND I cannot WAIT to share what I’ve been working on…
✨ THE NO BU****IT CRYSTAL DESCRIPTION CARDS – SET 2 ✨
🖤 £13.99 + postage 🖤
THATS RIGHT - The second set of 16 swear-filled, brutally honest crystal description cards, all tucked inside a sexy black box. 🎁
🖤 Malachite
💜 Hematite
🖤 Lepidolite
💜 Clear Quartz
🖤 Kambaba Jasper
💜 Moonstone
🖤 Black Agate
💜 Snow Quartz
🖤 Selenite
💜 Fluorite
🖤 Black Tourmaline
💜 Red Jasper
🖤 Prehnite
💜 Red Agate
🖤 Amazonite
💜 Labradorite
All the energy, sass and spiritual truth…
✨ None of the actual f**king rocks.
Perfect for those of you with mighty crystal collections already.
Perfect for witches who crave real talk, not sparkly fairy f**kery.
And because I’m feeling generous…
🎁 ALL orders placed for ANY card set today get a free gift 🎁
Have the best f**king day.
Make it sweary.
Make it sassy.
Make it magical.