Zircon Vapes

03/02/2024

So the government is shutting us down.
Question:- Why?
Answer :- only 20,000 people answered the survey, of which 63% agreed with the new legislation.
We're talking about 12,000 people out of 68 million.
And we are probably talking about those people being parents of 12 year old.

So my question to you is simply this, are you going to answer the second reading and try and protect the va**ng scene and industry.

If you don't, that's it, all small v**e shops will be closed, our family's will loose livelihoods, our industry will be ruined and the consumer will end up with only two flavours, mint or to***co.

Welcome to a draconian society ran by millennial parents.

29/01/2024

👌A Tenner each at Simians, best prices in town.👌

21/01/2024

Starting tomorrow at Simians ,
Buy an oxva device with a juice and you will have the chance to pull an oxva cracker.
Every cracker contains a voucher for a prize that we have in store.
There are hoodies, caps, gloves and much more.

11/01/2024

Sorry Everyone but Simians won't be open until 3.30 tomorrow, slight medical emergency in the household.

24/12/2023

We're closing early today to enjoy Christmas, so if you need anything from the shop we're here til 3pm
Merry Christmas everyone.

24/12/2023

Cheapest in town, disposables from a pound.

14/12/2023

Voice edition Se2 , might just be arriving today!

12/12/2023

At Simian v**es now!

02/12/2023

A nice cold beer with a warm open fire at Simians Bar now.

11/11/2023

20/10/2023

New line up at Simians Bar or Simians , it's the same place, just get yourselves down for a quick one.

14/10/2023

Happy Birthday to our very own Melanie Cordey , have a great day xx