Skulduggery Merchant

13/08/2026

A customer sent me this picture of her cat, who seems to be a big fan of our best selling The Yorkshire Candle Company LTD scent Dark Roast Coffee. I don’t blame him to be fair, it does smell amazing! 😸☕️😍

We’ve got this scent available as small and large tin candles and as wax melts - available on our website and in the shop! 😁

12/08/2026

Ay up you lovely lot! Due to yet another heatwave tomorrow we’re going to adjust our opening hours slightly. FOR TOMORROW ONLY (Thu 13th Aug) we will be opening an hour earlier than normal at 9am and will be closing at 2pm. We’ll be back open as normal on Friday 10-5 and Saturday 10-3. Apologies for any inconvenience ❤️

12/08/2026

Got my first homophobic bot comments today… does this mean I’ve finally made it? 🤩😂🏳️‍🌈 The post the bot commented on wasn’t even anything to do with being gay, there was just a small rainbow card in the background 🙃😂

No but seriously, wouldn’t it be a shame if you all shared this reel and it got lots of views and introduced my little business to loads of real life, non-homophobic people? 🤔🏳️‍🌈

11/08/2026

The main problem with being in charge: when someone wants to go above my head there’s only one person I can refer them to… 🙏😇🪽

08/08/2026

The legendary Dean Morris Cards popped in to the shop to say hi today! If you’ve bought some of our cheekier cards (such as a lot of the ones behind us in this pic) you’ll be familiar with his work. It’s always nice to put a handsome face to one of the fabulous creatives who we stock…

… Dean, now I’ve called you handsome can I get mates rates? 😂😂😂

08/08/2026

How fab does Steve from Orchid You Not look in our “My flabbers are gasted” tee? I think it sets his lovely stall off a treat 😝

Go check out his page if you fancy a terrarium or six 💚

All set up at Visit Conkers for the Curly Magpie artisan market. It’s a loverly day!! Sporting my new T-Shirt from Skulduggery Merchant.

My prices are FLABBERGASTINGLY good.

05/08/2026

Pin lovers, this one’s for you! We know you guys love a funky pin badge, so we got in some new ones…

Which ones your fave? The “Take me back to the 90s” Furby has got to be up there! 💚

04/08/2026

My customer service face is
Schitt 😂

03/08/2026

Sometimes you need a card with flowers and kittens on. Other time you need one with a bum hole on 🤷🏻‍♀️ When you need the latter you know where to come 😉

02/08/2026

When you get to know a customer really well and the real (weird) you slips out…