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11/08/2026

10/08/2026

SHANKLIN BARGAINS 😎

Vprime kit - £25

XROS pro 2 kits ( two colours available £25 each )

IVG 35k disposables … 2 for £20

Ske 6k disposables 3 for £20

Quick quick 🫡

09/08/2026

Trip hazard in Newport store today 🙄

Our Newport, Shanklin and Ryde store are open until 4pm today.

Have the best Sunday 🫡

06/08/2026

Is anyone still here for v**e related posts ?

I hope so because I have just placed a sizeable order for the OXVA Vprime 2

This will have a huge battery , XL pods , auto draw function and a lovely new LCD screen 📺

Also … the shop next door is the gift that keeps giving 😩 we have found a door in the wall ( I’ll pop a picture in the comments ) it’s safe to say I’ve been incredibly slack with this refurb so it might be a end of the year completion 🤷‍♂️🤯

Baby Pigeon… I’m waiting for an update , I waited until late morning to take the baskets down and mum had not returned throughout the night 🥲

S**t parent 😩

06/08/2026

BABY PIGEON UPDATE 🐣

Intervention has been actioned 😩 think of us as the child services of the pigeon world if you like 😂

After no sign of mum or dad for three hours and the baby rocking around in the basket it was decided to remove the baby and drop it off to a sanctuary locally.

They will get the baby ready for release back to the wild ( I have asked for plenty of updates throughout )

Kind of wanted to watch everything play out but without mum or dad there was only ever going to be one ending.

I think the right decision was made 🤐

04/08/2026

Absolutely forgot to mention ( another TikTok purchase ) Eye stickers 😂

Dreading the food shop ? Pop into store before you go and grab some Eye stickers for your little ones. Extra points if you send them so I can see the stickers in good use 👏🏻👏🏻

Here’s a selection from today 😅

Disclaimer.. Ape V**es holds no responsibility for customers being banned or escorted out of supermarkets for sticking eyes on products 🤐

Also… Baby pigeon feeding video in the comments 🐣

03/08/2026

Something new available from all stores 🏬

VIBE SE 2 😍 grab one in your favourite colour and 3 Nic Salts of your choice for just 20 gold coins ✅

Quick update …

📍All stores are receiving restocks tomorrow 🥳

📍I’ve actually lost followers the past couple of days so I can only put it down to the heavy pigeon posting 🐣 ( I’ll leave some update pics in the comments )

Have the best evening 🫡

01/08/2026

Mission complete 😍😍

After a quick welfare check we have a living baby pigeon 🥳 and my god it’s ugly.

Our Newport store is open until 9pm this evening.

Don’t scroll past without leaving a ❤️ for baby pigeon

31/07/2026

Internet restored in Newport store .

Albeit a bit slower than normal but we have dusted out the Starlink 👏🏻🫡

Card payments working fine.

Thank you Elon 😅

31/07/2026

2 bits of bad news coming out of Newport today 🥲

Firstly… there is a sizeable internet outage in Newport affecting pretty much every shop , our card machine is working slowly of 4g however as we all know phone signal is awful in Newport 🙄

Secondly we our down to ONE egg the other has hatched but no life in the baby pigeon 😩. Annoyingly because the no internet I cannot keep a check on the other egg throughout the day .

Ryde and Shanklin are open as usual with no signal or WiFi issues .

NEWPORT store is open until 9pm this evening 🫡