Su Mace

21/08/2026

📣 THIS IS THE ONE ♥️

My brand new Stone Roses print has landed… and I bloody LOVE it. 🙌🐝

A little trip around Manchester music history, packed with iconic songs, albums, gigs and Roses references from Spike Island and The Haçienda to Sally Cinnamon, Fools Gold, Made of Stone and, of course…

🍋 THE STONE ROSES 🍋

And because it wouldn’t be Manchester without a bit of attitude:

“The past was yours but the future’s mine.” 💚

Proper Manchester. Proper music. Proper nostalgia.

Perfect for the Stone Roses fan who still thinks it’s 1989 every time Fools Gold comes on. 😂

Who knows a Roses obsessive who NEEDS this on their wall? 👇

21/08/2026

TODAY’S JOB: MAKE ALL THE BLOODY COASTERS 😂

As you can see, I’ve absolutely decimated my coaster stock lately… look at those empty shelves! 😳😂

So today I’ll mostly be hiding in the workshop, heat press on, caffeine flowing, great tunes and making LOADS AND LOADS of coasters until those gaps are filled again.

Time to restock the rude ones, the northern ones, the sweary ones and, of course, all the ones taking the p**s out of your mates.

Wish me luck… it’s going to be a long hot day. 😂🔥

See you tomorrow ⬇️

📍 Last Drop Village Hotel & Spa, Bromley Cross
📅 Saturday 22nd & Sunday 23rd August
⏰ 11am–4pm
🎟️ FREE ENTRY

20/08/2026

🚨 BOLTON… I’M COMING! 🚨

This weekend I’ll be popping up at the Last Drop Village Artisan Market 🙌

📍 Last Drop Village Hotel & Spa, Bromley Cross
📅 Saturday 22nd & Sunday 23rd August
⏰ 11am–4pm
🎟️ FREE ENTRY

I’ll be there with a stall full of cheeky coasters, hilarious cards and lots of Northern inspired prints.

There’ll be 25+ artisan stalls, so come for a mooch, support some brilliant small businesses and say hello 👋

And yes… I’ll have plenty of inappropriate things you can pick up, laugh at and say “I know EXACTLY who I’m getting that for.” 😂

See you there, cockers! 🐝❤️

🌟 OUR BIGGEST MARKET EVENT YET! 🌟

Get ready for a HUGE weekend at Last Drop Village! 🛍️✨

📅 Saturday 22nd & Sunday 23rd August
⏰11am until 4pm

We’ll be welcoming 30+ traders EACH DAY, making this our biggest market event to date!

Here’s just some of what you can expect:

📻 Bolton FM will be joining us with their roadshow
🥃 Our friends at OJ Rum will be mixing up fabulous cocktail specials – with a few fiery surprises! 🔥
🍺 Dortmunder Lager will be serving up refreshing 2-pint steins
🔮 Psychic
🧀 Sourdough, artisan cheeses, marinades, sweet treats & plenty more
🐾 We’re dog friendly, so bring your four-legged friends along!
🐶 Dog wear & treat stalls

And when you’ve finished browsing, head into the Drop Inn for traditional pub favourites, great drinks and our delicious cask ales. 🍻🍽️

Whether you’re coming for the food, shopping, cocktails, entertainment or simply a great day out with the family (and the dog! 🐶), there’s something for everyone.

📍 Last Drop Village
📅 Saturday 22nd & Sunday 23rd August

Bring your friends, bring the family and come make a weekend of it! ❤️

20/08/2026

📣BOLTON… I’M COMING! 😉

This weekend I’ll be popping up at the Last Drop Village Artisan Market 🙌

📍 Last Drop Village Hotel & Spa, Bromley Cross
📅 Saturday 22nd & Sunday 23rd August
⏰ 11am–4pm
🎟️ FREE ENTRY

I’ll be there with a stall full of cheeky coasters, hilarious cards and lots of Northern inspired prints.

There’ll be 25+ artisan stalls, so come for a mooch, support some brilliant small businesses and say hello 👋

And yes… I’ll have plenty of inappropriate things you can pick up, laugh at and say “I know EXACTLY who I’m getting that for.” 😂

See you there, cockers! 🐝❤️

15/08/2026

See you tomorrow Ashton Artisan Market

14/08/2026

I’m rolling back into Wilmslow Artisan Market this Saturday, 10am till 4pm, bringing a stall full of things you absolutely need! Swipe to see the good stuff ➡️

There’ll be funny coasters, cheeky cards, northern prints and plenty of stuff perfect for your best mate, your mum, your work wife… or that one person who’s an absolute kn****ad.

Plus loads of brilliant independent traders, so come down, have a mooch and support some proper small businesses ♥️

📍 Wilmslow Artisan Market
📅 This Saturday
⏰ 10am–4pm

Come and say hello — even if you’re only there to read all the coasters and laugh. I see you. 👀😂

12/08/2026

Who’s coming to join us this Saturday Wilmslow Artisan Market 😍

12/08/2026

We are back in Ashton this Sunday. See you there 😍

11/08/2026

There’s an eclipse tomorrow…🌒

Apparently the official advice is DON’T LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT 😎

Coincidentally, that’s also the official advice for my website, especially if you’re easily offended, have self control issues, or enjoy keeping your bank balance intact. 😂

One will burn your retinas 👀
The other will burn a hole in your purse 🔥

So let’s make it really simple:

🌘 Eclipse? Don’t look directly at it.
😈 My website? Don’t look directly at it either… unless you fancy questionable humour, Northern sarcasm or something a little sweary 😉

Either way, you’ve been warned.

Happy shopping https://sumace.co.uk/

Online inappropriate service continues as normal. 😇

10/08/2026

See you this Sunday Ashton Artisan Market