Text-A-Potato

Text-A-Potato Send a message... on a potato! Or send any number of hilarious and original presents to your best-spuds. Shop now: www.textapotato.com Cards are boring.

Send weird, wild and wacky gifts in the post. All of our parcels are sent anonymously, and our gift selection ranges from personalised underwear to 1m long wi***es for your best-spud! It's time to up your gifting game!

Pay Mum back for all the times she almost sold you to the circus 🎪 Explosively fun candles just in time for Mother’s day...
17/03/2022

Pay Mum back for all the times she almost sold you to the circus 🎪 Explosively fun candles just in time for Mother’s day!🤰🕯

It’s just so exciting though 😅🎁
24/02/2022

It’s just so exciting though 😅🎁

New naughty nibbles for your best-spud 👅👀💕
08/02/2022

New naughty nibbles for your best-spud 👅👀💕

What are friends for after all… 🙈🍆 Remember Valentine’s Day is soon 😏💝
19/01/2022

What are friends for after all… 🙈🍆 Remember Valentine’s Day is soon 😏💝

It's been a weird year, so you may as well send a weird gift 🤷‍♀️🎁Add your best-spud's face and name to an outrageously ...
07/12/2020

It's been a weird year, so you may as well send a weird gift 🤷‍♀️🎁

Add your best-spud's face and name to an outrageously entertaining personalised book. You already know someone who deserves this 📚 🎅

Not sure what to do with your glorious and a-peel-ing potato gift? 🧐 Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew... or plant...
07/10/2020

Not sure what to do with your glorious and a-peel-ing potato gift? 🧐 Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew... or plant them! 🥔

... It’s a potato 😏🥔 tiltheyopenit
12/08/2020

... It’s a potato 😏🥔 tiltheyopenit

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