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Low fell
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We offer personalised Geordie gifts, including t-shirts, tote bags, and pet accessories.

14/08/2026

Closing early today! I'm suffering with bad pains in my legs tm and they have swollen up.really sore, so i am Going home top rest up and be fit and ready for a busy weekend

⚫⚪🐾 THE TOON ARMY IS GETTING MATCHDAY READY! 🐾⚫⚪Absolutely LOVE seeing our regular customers coming back to get their fo...
14/08/2026

⚫⚪🐾 THE TOON ARMY IS GETTING MATCHDAY READY! 🐾⚫⚪

Absolutely LOVE seeing our regular customers coming back to get their four-legged Geordies kitted out in this season’s new home top! 😍🐶⚽

And things are REALLY starting to pick up now with the new season just around the corner! 🔥

⚠️ QUICK STOCK WARNING! ⚠️

I’ve only got around 40 of the new Newcastle dog tops left in store at the minute — and once certain sizes are gone it will be a few weeks for a re stock!

More stock is arriving next week, but honestly, if you want your dog TOONED UP ready for the start of the season, I’d get yourselves down sooner rather than later.

Once the season kicks off next weekend, I reckon it’s going to go absolutely mental! 😂⚫⚪

🐾 New Toon tops
🐾 Harnesses & matching leads
🐾 Collars & bandanas
🐾 Coats & rain jackets
🐾 Treats, toys and loads more!

DON’T LEAVE IT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE AND MISS OUT!

Get the furry Toon Army ready… because the new season is nearly here! 🏟️🐶🖤🤍

HOWAY THE LADS

HOWAY THE PETS! ⚫⚪🐾

📍 LEAZES BARK — Newcastle United heaven for your four-legged friends!

⚫⚪🐾 HOWAY THE PETS! GET YOURSELVES DOWN TO LEAZES BARK! 🐾⚫⚪If you’ve never been in before, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 😍C...
14/08/2026

⚫⚪🐾 HOWAY THE PETS! GET YOURSELVES DOWN TO LEAZES BARK! 🐾⚫⚪

If you’ve never been in before, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 😍

Come and visit the North East’s only Newcastle United-themed pet store — packed from wall to wall with gear for your four-legged best mates!

YOU’VE TRIED THE REST… NOW TRY THE BEST! 🖤🤍

⚽ TOON PET GEAR GALORE
🐶 Toon tops
🐾 Collars & leads
🐆 Leopard-print collars
🦮 Harnesses with matching leads
🌧️ Rain jackets & coats
🍽️ Feeding mats
…and loads more!

And it’s definitely not just black & white! 👀
We’ve got Scooby-Doo, Garfield, Care Bears, Superman, Batman, Turtles and loads of other brilliant designs! 🔥

Fancy something a bit different? 😂

🦸 Superman outfits
👻 Scooby-Doo outfits
🔪 Chucky doll outfits 😂
😴 Doggy pyjamas
👕 Doggy vests
And then there’s the DOGGY TREATS! 🤤🐶

☕ Starbarks
🥥 Coconut macaroons
💜 Beetroot kisses
🍫 Doggy brownies
🍒 Cherry Bakewells
🧁 Plus loads more goodies!

We’ve even got dry dog shampoo to keep them smelling fresh after all those adventures! 😂🐾

🔥 SPECIAL OFFER — COATS JUST A TENNER! 🔥

Honestly, there’s so much packed into this little shop that you need to come in and have a proper look around and things are getting even bigger very soon!!

Whether your dog needs their matchday Toon outfit, a new harness, a funky collar, a raincoat or just deserves a bag full of treats…

LEAZES BARK HAS YOU COVERED! 🐶🖤🤍

📍 Get yourselves down and see what all the fuss is about.

Bring the dog. Bring the family. Have a look around. You won’t be disappointed!

⚫⚪ LEAZES BARK — YOU’VE TRIED THE REST, NOW TRY THE BEST! ⚪⚫

🐾 HOWAY THE PETS! 🐾

⚫⚪🐾 THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US… HOWAY THE PETS! 🐾⚫⚪You can feel it now… the new season is nearly here! ⚽🔥New ...
14/08/2026

⚫⚪🐾 THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US… HOWAY THE PETS! 🐾⚫⚪

You can feel it now… the new season is nearly here! ⚽🔥

New gaffer. New players. New era. And an EVEN BETTER LEAZES BARK! 🖤🤍🐶

So it’s time to get our four-legged Geordies decked out in black & white and ready to roar the lads on! 🙌🐾

We’ve got loads of Toon gear in store, some cracking bargains to pick up, and plenty of new stuff on the way too. 👀🔥

🐶 Tops
🐾 Harnesses
⚫⚪ Bandanas
🐕 Leads & collars
🎁 Treats, toys & loads more!

So get yourselves down today, have a look around and get the furry members of the family MATCHDAY READY! ⚽🐾

Here’s to a brilliant new season ahead…

HOWAY THE LADS! ⚫⚪

HOWAY THE PETS! 🐾🖤🤍

😂🐾 PANIC STATIONS THIS MORNING! 🐾😂Woke up this morning and immediately thought… WHERE THE HELL ARE LULA & MILO?! 😳They w...
14/08/2026

😂🐾 PANIC STATIONS THIS MORNING! 🐾😂
Woke up this morning and immediately thought… WHERE THE HELL ARE LULA & MILO?! 😳

They weren’t on the bed.

They weren’t downstairs.

Couldn’t find the little buggers anywhere…
Then I opened the fridge. 😂😂😂

Milo’s chilling in the fridge like he owns the place, and Lula’s taken over the freezer! 🥶🐶
Mind, can you blame them?! 34°C in Newcastle yesterday! ☀️🔥 Even the dogs have had enough! 😂

Anyway… LEAZES BARK IS OPEN TODAY! ⚫⚪🐾

Get yourselves down and get your four-legged Toon Army ready because THE NEW SEASON IS ALMOST HERE! ⚽️🔥

The home Toon tops are just about SOLD OUT — I’ve probably got around 50 left, if that, so once your size is gone, it’s gone!

And the good news… 👀📦

BRAND-NEW STOCK SHOULD BE LANDING WEDNESDAY! 🙌

I’ve got a feeling it’s going to be one hell of a football season ahead for the pets! 🖤🤍🐶

HOWAY THE PETS! ⚫⚪🐾

13/08/2026

🚨Update from leazes bark please listen 🚨

13/08/2026

The north east's only Newcastle United themed pet store

Howay the pet's

☀️🐾 GOOD MORNING, HOWAY THE PETS! 🐾☀️It’s going to be an absolute scorcher today, so Leazes Bark will be open 10am–2pm t...
13/08/2026

☀️🐾 GOOD MORNING, HOWAY THE PETS! 🐾☀️

It’s going to be an absolute scorcher today, so Leazes Bark will be open 10am–2pm today. 🔥🌡️

I don’t like leaving Lula & Milo in the house by themselves for too long, especially when it’s this hot, so I’m going to get back to them a little earlier today. ❤️🐶🐶

So if you’re planning on popping down for your Toon pet gear, treats, harnesses, tops or anything else, COME EARLY — 10 TILL 2! ⚫⚪🐾

I’ve got a feeling most of you will be lying in the garden, paddling pools out, sunbathing and making the most of it anyway! 😂☀️🍹

Back to normal opening hours tomorrow, Saturday AND Sunday.

Enjoy the sunshine, keep yourselves and the pets cool, and if you’re coming down today…

MAKE IT EARLY! ☀️⚫⚪🐾

HOWAY THE PETS!

Only shot I managed to get of this bloody eclipse..... 📸
12/08/2026

Only shot I managed to get of this bloody eclipse..... 📸

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