07/05/2026
🚨 Highland Music News 🚨
Norman Bolton is leaving his role as Head of Music Development at Highlife Highland this year, and apparently they’re planning to replace him with an actual human.
Bold strategy. 😅
Surely by now we could just build:
🎹 NormanOS 2.0
🎼 Powered by optimism
☕ Fuelled entirely by tea and school concert adrenaline
Capabilities would include:
✔️ Supporting music projects across the Highlands
✔️ Knowing absolutely everyone in music education
✔️ Remaining calm while 200 children enter a stage carrying percussion instruments
Scientists are now urgently investigating whether his role can be filled by:
A) one person
B) three people
C) advanced artificial intelligence
Early results suggest AI still struggles with:
🎼 Highland music logistics
🎹 Last-minute concert chaos
🎤 Convincing teenagers rehearsals are actually a good idea
Meanwhile Norman has been doing all three for years.
As AI systems still can’t cope with recorder ensembles, it looks like we may not be there yet.
All joking aside Norman, you are absolutely one of the great musical heroes of the Highlands. I’m very selective about who I’d call a legend, but you genuinely are one. Your impact on music and on so many people’s lives has been immense and lasting. Bravo sir. And, a huge thank you to a true champion of music development in the Highlands 👏👏🎶
View details and apply for this secondary education role in with High Life Highland on myjobscotland