Funny Store

14/12/2025

Tired of giving the same old boring gifts? 🎁

Give the gift of a lifetime!

Imagine their face when they realize they have a Custom, Unique Song made just for them! 🤯
We take your story—their name, special dates, and inside jokes—and turn it into a professionally produced track that celebrates their life, your love, or your family history.
What you get:
* 🎤 Personalized Lyrics: Based on your story or your own words!
* 🎶 Perfect for Gifts: Ideal for Birthdays, Anniversaries, Weddings, or Christmas Family Songs!
* ⚡ FAST DELIVERY: Get your full song delivered digitally in just 2 working days!
Don't wait! This is a 🔥 LIMITED TIME OFFER! Order now and you will receive TWO full production versions of your song.
Give the most memorable gift they will ever receive.
👉 Shop the listing now: https://ebay.us/m/6sIV5S

Genre Selection: Choose from a wide range of styles, including Acoustic Pop, Folk, Rock, Country, Jazz, R&B, or even Lullaby. Anniversaries & Weddings (Your unique love story set to music). | Poets and Writers |.

01/12/2025

12/11/2025

WARNING: May cause excessive laughter (and mild offence). 😂

​We know you're tired of those boring, glittery Christmas cards. That's why The Funny Store Stall at Petticoat Emporium is fully stocked with the rudest, darkest, and funniest cards this side of the North Pole!

​Need a card for your brother, sister or friend that's a little too honest? We've got you covered.

​Swing by our stall in Folkestone today and sort your Christmas card list!

​📍 Petticoat Emporium Folkestone We’re waiting for you!

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03/11/2025

Is your cat on the Naughty List this year?

😉 We think they regret nothing, and this card proves it!

Say goodbye to boring festive greetings and send some purr-fectly naughty humour this Christmas! Our 'Naughty List - Regret Nothing' Kitten Christmas Card is a must-have for every cat parent with a sense of humour. It’s cute, it's funny, and it perfectly captures the feline spirit of chaos.

Get yours now before the Christmas postal rush! 🎄

👉 Grab this hilarious card here!

https://www.funnystore.co.uk/cute-funny-kitten-christmas-card-naughty-list-regret-nothing-christmas-kittens

Also available at PetPetticoat Emporium Folkestone

Bring some festive giggles this holiday season with a Christmas Card from Funny Store!This high-quality, humorous card is the perfect way to share some laughter with friends and family.Size: A6 (105 x 148 mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches) – The classic, easy-to-post size.Quality: Printed on thick, premium c...

31/10/2025

👻🎃 Happy Halloween from the Funny Store Team! 🎃👻
May your day be filled with more treats than tricks, more laughs than frights, and enough candy to last you until next year! We hope you're having a spooktacular time, whether you're carving pumpkins, dressing up in your wackiest costumes, or just enjoying some ghoulish delights.
Don't forget to share your funniest (or scariest!) costumes with us! What's the best treat you've gotten so far? Let us know!
Stay safe, have fun, and make some wonderfully spooky memories!

30/10/2025

Oh NO! 😱 You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the most chaotically festive trend of the season: SANTA GOOSE ON THE LOOSE! 🎅

This is the only holiday companion guaranteed to bring a big laugh to your coffee break. Our hilarious 11oz ceramic mug is the perfect stocking filler, Secret Santa gift for the office joker, or just your new favourite way to sip hot cocoa. It's a pun, it's a goose, it's pure holiday chaos—what more could you want?

Don't let the goose get away! Get yours before the holiday rush! 👇

https://www.funnystore.co.uk/santa-goose-on-the-loose-christmas-mug-funny-holiday-goose-pun-gift-11oz-ceramic-tea-coffee-cup

Get ready to honk and cheer with this hilariously unique "Santa Goose on the Loose" mug! This 11oz white ceramic mug features a festive illustration of a sassy goose strutting its stuff in a Santa hat, clutching a candy cane, and clearly having too much fun.This mug is the perfect way to embrace the...

29/10/2025

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29/10/2025

Get ready for some Spooktacular Cheer this Christmas! 👻🎄

​This adorable "Kawaii Christmas Ghost Mug" is the perfect blend of cute and festive. Our little phantom is wearing a Santa hat, holding a giant candy cane, and sparkling with holiday magic!

​It’s the ideal unique gift for:
✨ Secret Santa
🎁 Stocking Stuffers
☕ Your own cosy hot cocoa moments

​Grab yours for £9.99 and add some supernatural charm to your holiday drinks!

​Shop Now!

https://www.funnystore.co.uk/christmas-mugs/spooktacular-cheer-kawaii-christmas-ghost-mug---adorable-holiday-treat

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This adorable 11oz ceramic mug features the most festive ghost you'll ever meet! Our little phantom is decked out in a Santa hat, clutching a giant candy cane wrapped with a holiday bow, and sparkling with golden Christmas magic. It's the perfect mix of cute and "Casper-meets-Christmas" for those wh...

28/10/2025

⚠️ ADULT HUMOUR WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE ⚠️

Know someone who's "Another Year Older, But Still A C**T"? 😉

Celebrate their birthday with the most hilariously direct card they'll ever receive! This is the perfect cheeky way to tell that special friend or family member how much you appreciate their unique... personality. If they can handle a bit of strong language and a lot of laughs, this is the card for them.

Don't send a boring card—send the truth!

🎁 Shop Now: https://www.funnystore.co.uk/another-year-older-but-still-a-ct---funny-birthday-card