Delivery Dude Dunfermline

Delivery Dude Dunfermline I pick up your shopping or takeaway food orders on your behalf and deliver them. Mon-Thurs 10am-8pm
Friday 10am-9pm
Sundays 10am-6pm

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I cover: Dunfermline, Rosyth, Inverkeithing, Crossgates, Townhill, Crossford and Kelty.

Hi guys!I'm back from my holidays and feeling refreshed. Yes, I am the best alternative to Just Eat, Uber Eats and Deliv...
27/05/2026

Hi guys!

I'm back from my holidays and feeling refreshed.

Yes, I am the best alternative to Just Eat, Uber Eats and Deliveroo when it comes to food delivery.

But did you know I also collect bulkier items?

I can have 10 bags of compost at your door in under half an hour for less than it would cost for a taxi.

So all you need to worry about is planting the flowers 🌹

Feel free to give me a shout if you need something dropped off 😎

You can order a courier now in the Uber app in Dunfermline.But.....UBER DOES NOT HAVE A LICENSE TO OPERATE TAXIS HERE.So...
25/05/2026

You can order a courier now in the Uber app in Dunfermline.

But.....

UBER DOES NOT HAVE A LICENSE TO OPERATE TAXIS HERE.

So please, don't order a courier and expect a lift to the hospital or Jokers or whatever, because you'll just get a pi**ed off delivery driver arrive at your door wondering why you wasted their time, we're not insured or licensed to pick up passengers, just packages.

If you do want a courier of course, don't waste your time with Uber and get me to do it, I'll collect and deliver faster and cheaper than anyone else in town 😎

Sick of the sh*te weather, dodgy politicians and expensive diesel. So I've set up another business over here instead 😎
17/05/2026

Sick of the sh*te weather, dodgy politicians and expensive diesel.
So I've set up another business over here instead 😎

16/05/2026

If you're wondering what I've been up to, me and the wife were selected to represent France at Eurovision...

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When you don't have to drive tomorrow and there is a distillery in walking distance....Class wee place, Scotland's first...
02/05/2026

When you don't have to drive tomorrow and there is a distillery in walking distance....

Class wee place, Scotland's first wood fired distillery πŸ₯ƒπŸ”₯

What did I say? If the price of fuel doesn't go down I'm going on another holiday. I wasn't kidding πŸ˜†So we're away in th...
01/05/2026

What did I say?

If the price of fuel doesn't go down I'm going on another holiday.

I wasn't kidding πŸ˜†

So we're away in the caravan this weekend and when we come back we're going away again.

See you on the 25th of May πŸ‘‹
..and if you don't like it, blame your sh*te local MP and that orange t**t in the white house 😎

Off to The Big Swally, have one spare ticket if anyone is looking for one gimme a shout...2-8pm today at the Glen Pavill...
25/04/2026

Off to The Big Swally, have one spare ticket if anyone is looking for one gimme a shout...

2-8pm today at the Glen Pavillion 🍺🍺🍺

Do you need someone to save you from mediocre delivery services ?Expecting good service from the other guys is like aski...
18/04/2026

Do you need someone to save you from mediocre delivery services ?

Expecting good service from the other guys is like asking for a miracle πŸ™Œ

Step into the light, use Delivery Dude Dunfermline 😎*

*Just not on Tuesdays or Saturdays though, that's the sabbath or something.

Sometimes it's helpful to send a pic of what you would like me to collect for you, but whatever you do, please don't sen...
17/04/2026

Sometimes it's helpful to send a pic of what you would like me to collect for you, but whatever you do, please don't send noods.

While I was away, Wendi from 333Kustoms was busy pimping my van. Side panels wrapped in satin black with a matching suns...
13/04/2026

While I was away, Wendi from 333Kustoms was busy pimping my van.

Side panels wrapped in satin black with a matching sunstrip.

Looks class 😎

Address

Dunfermline

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 8pm
Tuesday 10am - 8pm
Wednesday 10am - 8pm
Thursday 10am - 8pm
Friday 10am - 9pm
Sunday 10am - 6pm

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