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After a longer production than Dune, the Arizona Trail / Queens Ransom film from 2023 is now available. Enjoy 🍿
31/01/2025

After a longer production than Dune, the Arizona Trail / Queens Ransom film from 2023 is now available. Enjoy 🍿

Fat Bike-Packing the Arizona Trail (AZT) and Queens RansomThe bikepacking adventure from Mexico on the Arizona Trail by fat bike in Spring 2023. Filmed on t...

Global Fat Viking 2025Ice and snow (and wrong tyres) but good to get a long ride in and do some rounding up from km to m...
30/01/2025

Global Fat Viking 2025

Ice and snow (and wrong tyres) but good to get a long ride in and do some rounding up from km to miles

Affric Kintail Way Yo-Yo.The last silly sojourn of summer?With the Trans Cambrian feeling a little far away, I eyed up t...
20/09/2024

Affric Kintail Way Yo-Yo.
The last silly sojourn of summer?

With the Trans Cambrian feeling a little far away, I eyed up the Affric Kintail Way there-and-back as a long day ride and in this last(?) huzzah of September summer put it in the diary. And, well, because it's "only" 88 miles on the website (ahem, more like 92!), tacked on 15 as a "warm up" down to Drumnadrochit. Or maybe because I couldn't get a lift at 5am?

The ride to the start was beautiful though, passing through layers of mist with the full moon setting and an Easterly orange glow promising to deliver on the perfect forecast. Lights off by 6:30, half an hour before sunrise on the Great Glen Way, then on again for the dense pine forest descents.

All quiet in Drum at 7m am for the actual start and straight into a pattern of climb and descent for the first half of the route all the way to Glen Affric / Dog Falls. A combination of forest roads and custom-built paths to link sections makes for good, quick and varied riding up agricultural and forested Glen Urquhart and past Cannich into the wilder country.

Once along Loch Beinn a' Mheadhoin pine cushioned trails are mostly level and the views through the sunlight to perfectly reflected hills on the water were sublime. At Athnamulloch where the good track ends at the Affric bridge the mist was still burning off and created a truly magical scene. Onto the rough, but all just rideable, 4x4 track to the Youth Hostel at 37 miles in 4hrs. All that was about to change.

From the hostel to the bothy is mostly rideable, with the odd deeper ford or flooded track section and then after the bothy becomes patchy singletrack with too-widely-spaced water bars and eventually rough pitched or bouldery descent. I was walking sooner than I planned and it was a long way down! This was a mental fortitude game, knowing I would turn around at the bottom and walk back up in a few hours. But the sun was shining and the whole glen was absolutely stunning. These are the memories of days that live with you for a long time.

Once you see the house (private climbing hut) at the end of the Glen Licht track it's still another 30 minutes until the relief of riding again, but looking forward to the significance of turning around at the ranger hut in Morvich. An added bonus was a Callipo and two cold cans from the caravan site shop I consumed with my saved pizza slices. 2pm already, and I would likely be out for another 6+ hours. Better crack on!

The climb was much better than the descent - or at least more justified sweating and hauling a bike uphill than downhill. I passed a few people again, now in the opposite direction, to their bemusement. Overall, I saw very few people all day. Not until back at Loch Affric when 10 bike tourers came up the glen and several walkers, presumably heading for the hostel. Back on this track I also released my salvation - a last-minute pack of chain l**e. The water crossings (and an overdue chainset replacement) had left the drivetrain making terrible noises but thankfully it lives another day.

By Cannich at 6:30pm I needed several milkshakes and had 60 minutes of daylight plus the gloaming but could now count down the hills, none more than a 20 minute climb and each rewarding with fun and flowing descents. At 8pm at Shenval I put the lights back on as the Harvest moon rose huge and red over the horizon; a beacon guiding me back to Drumnadrochit.

AKW Yo-Yo, done.

The Lakeland 200 is hard. Everyone knows it’s hard because there is YouTube and Instagram and because it was devised by ...
09/09/2024

The Lakeland 200 is hard. Everyone knows it’s hard because there is YouTube and Instagram and because it was devised by Alan () Goldsmith.

But hard isn’t bad, it’s a challenge and gets you different places and experiences; physical and mental. So it went on the ToDo list.

I’m not the best rider in any one thing, but I can plan the s**t out of something so I can do OK. I’m also a bit belligerent, which helps 😂. Having completed a couple of 100 mile Jenn Rides in dawn-dusk days I laughingly watched the amazing FKT video from Neil Phillips and based my times on Jade Fields winter ride; after all I was going to have perfect late summer riding to make it way easier. A personal Cairngorm Loop time of 28h also seemed comparable with the FKTs on both (i.e. I’m about half as quick).

So, 27 hrs was the plan and duskier September daylight hours meant opting for an early start, get through Black Sail and Scarth Gap Pass before dark at 9pm and then “easy” riding on more familiar trails before sunrise on Hight Street. Well, as I say you gotta have a plan…

The first weekend in September ended after 25 miles with broken-bike-bits and turned into what would be a handy reccy. I put my plans on hold until May but then came another perfect weather window so I headed back for a 6am start on Friday 6 September 2024.
Whilst there was a gusty westerly wind all night it was warm and already T-shirt weather as I left the campsite a couple of miles from Staveley (why make it shorter, eh?). I had a bivvy and summer sleeping bag for flaking out and a jacket, because it’s the Lake District, but needed neither.

This time the start went very well, up on schedule at Grizedale and blown up Walna Scar (not fast but moving) and heading for Dudderdale where I had ridden in Lakes Mountain Bike Orienteering earlier in the year. The bracken was still out, but waning and navigable. The sun was also out too and after 8 hours heading west it was starting to have a serious impact on my glowing left arm, but I also had Factor 50 with me! I really enjoyed the trails to this point and had completed about 8,000 ft of climb in about 50 miles but knew things were about to get a lot slower. I was drinking (filtering and filling a frame bladder) OK, probably not eating enough but that’s all normal for me. Ate a bit more flapjack and looked forward to the pizza slice and samosa for laters. After the slow traverse into and down Eskdale I was pretty sure I was going to miss food options in Keswick but still needed to get as far as possible in daylight.

Two iced pints (not beer!) from the inn at Boot at 4.30pm and it was a slog into that NW wind ripping over Burnmoor – along with the soft sappy grass trails. Not like the slate and grippy rocks of earlier that were almost all rideable. Finally down into Wasdale and passed the many, many Friday campers heading for the pub. No time for that today, it was already 6pm and the Black Sail Pass registered as the next 2,000ft climb at 16%. Stone path was tough. Some time later as the sunset lit the western sky down Ennerdale I saw the twinkling lights of the Black Sail youth hostel below the silhouette of Hay Stacks. I turned on my own headtorch, stumbling down the precipitous track and past the warm windows of cheery faces. I like to think they were as envious of the biker still out on a beautiful evening as I was of their comfort and camaraderie.

Scarth Gap was a bit of a slog to push up and down. Not lots of fun but in my head the last big unknown challenge. It was incongruous to pass another head-torch hiker in the opposite direction, us both saying “didn’t expect to see anyone else out tonight”. Finally, after some cursing the bouldery descent, tarmac and the climb up to Honister by starlight; campervans and tents scattered in every layby and then a shout from the darkness; “do you fancy a beer?”. Who, me? Well, it was past closing time but the trailmagic kindness of strangers lured me into an awning and a beer was provided. We shared commonalities and I was away again into the night. I am fairly sure I was not dreaming.

After Borrowdale (always miss that little track to the left on the way down), Keswick, and around the Glenderaterra loop for another turning point. Heading back South now. I stopped, it was about 4am, ate a pizza slice and a too-spicy samosa and wondered at the milky way overhead. I was still in a T-shirt and the wind was still warm. It is a special memory.

Part of my planning is to know most of the route, and options and so I knew I now had only one option; to get to Pooley Bridge for the little shop opening at 7:30am. More than enough time for the Old Coach Road but not enough time for a proper kip so onwards. Past more 5am hikers and finally to see the sunrise from a snoozy bench high above Ullswater. There was mist in the frost pockets along the road and even long-sleeves left me shivering and wobbling on the fast tarmac descent to breakfast land.

Bikepacker Trash, sitting amongst the keen early morning hikers and SUP-ers of Pooley Bridge with my potato salad, tea and ibuprofen – the breakfast of champions. Oddly, the idea that at 8am, after 26hrs, that I still had an 8hr ride ahead of me wasn’t daunting. I was heading for Staveley and I knew the way. Almost knew the way. My Garmin estimated 6hrs battery left and I needed the right descent off High Street and then onto Garburn Pass before the maps died so crack on.

Easy riding to start and another push up and brake-smoking descent from Boredale before the meat of the day up to Hayeswater and High Street. If I had a £1 for everyone who said “that looks like hard work” as I pushed up, I’d almost have a fiver. The blazing sun of Friday had turned to high cloud thankfully but it was still an effort. I rested on the way, to change rear brake pads and screw back in my rear thru-axle that had unwound itself – could have been a disaster but wasn’t!

Crazy descent off High Street and lovely Troutbeck before the Garmin finally gave up just before the summit of Garburn. But I knew the way now and even a mechanical couldn’t stop me. Last push down (of many) and an awesome bumbag-mushed ham salad roll as a celebration that it would be wheels-down riding all the way to the finish now. Even the last bit remembered through the farm and onto the wee bridge.
Lakeland 200 done.
Turned out to be a bit harder than I thought!

132 miles
23,900ft
34h 46m
https://www.strava.com/activities/12351761260
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5 second exposure with Pixel 6 phone, just about visible by eye - finally! Very happy
25/11/2023

5 second exposure with Pixel 6 phone, just about visible by eye - finally! Very happy

A Lesser (or Fewer) .co Elements journey for me - kept safe but damp and DNF. Massive kudos to all the starters and fini...
29/10/2023

A Lesser (or Fewer) .co Elements journey for me - kept safe but damp and DNF. Massive kudos to all the starters and finishers

For a "rubbish" summer, I seem to be doing OK on wee trips!
11/08/2023

For a "rubbish" summer, I seem to be doing OK on wee trips!

A little bit of Iona and Mull
22/07/2023

A little bit of Iona and Mull

The wind that comes from Canna,I feel it warm;I like to be looking in your direction;Short is the time until I'll be com...
30/06/2023

The wind that comes from Canna,
I feel it warm;
I like to be looking in your direction;
Short is the time until I'll be coming
back to you.

(from a Gaelic song collected by DC MacPherson in the 1860's)

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