Portknockie Fish & Chip Shop

16/08/2026

🎒🍟 LAST SUNDAY OF THE HOLIDAYS!

Where on earth did the school summer holidays go?! 😳

The school uniforms will soon be back out and the alarm clocks set again… but there are still a few precious days of freedom left! 😂

So surely the kids deserve one last Sunday holiday treat before school starts again on Wednesday? 🐟🍟

We’ve been EXTREMELY busy - who knows what today will bring 🤷🏻‍♀️

☎️ Telephone orders recommended -
📞01542 841888
🚶Walk-ins welcome - wait times depend on how busy we are when you arrive
⏰ Open 4:30–7:30pm

Make the most of the last few days…

School dinners are coming 😱😂

15/08/2026

15/08/2026

🔴 LETS TALK RED PUDDINGS 🔴

If you’re visiting our wee corner of Scotland this week, here’s something you might not find in your chippy back home… Red Pudding! 😋

A proper North of Scotland chippy favourite - seasoned, battered, fried until golden and of course, even better with chips! 🍟

Never tried one? Tonight could be the night! 😂
Already a fan? Tell us… salt & vinegar, sauce… or straight out the paper?

🏖️ It’s Saturday changeover day, so a wee heads-up to all our new visitors - phoning ahead is HIGHLY recommended. We can get very busy and popular time slots fill quickly.

☎️ Orders from 10am on 01542 841888
🐟 Open 4:30–7:30pm
🚶 Walk-ins always welcome but waiting times depend on how busy we are.

13/08/2026

🌘🐟 TOTAL ECHIPS OF THE FISH 🐟🍟

The eclipse is over (were any of you lucky enough to see it?)… but we’ve got one more for you! 🤣

At first there’s no fish to be seen 👀
Eat a few chips and… TA-DA!
There it is! 🐟😂

We’re BACK tonight and ready to fry! 🙌

📞 Phones from 10am
🔥 Fryers on from 4:30pm
⏰ Open until 7:30pm

Give us a call to get your preferred time slot before they disappear 🤣🍟🐟

08/08/2026

🐟 SATURDAY AT PORTKNOCKIE CHIPPY! 🐟

Well… last night was CRAZY! 🤯
I’ll hold my hands up - I made a b**b (my hearing isn’t helping 🙉) and we ended up about 15 mins behind with phone orders. I’m so sorry! 💙

Today’s a new day, it’s changeover day… and we’re expecting another crazy busy one! 😅
📞 Please phone ahead if you can - we were fully booked just after 6pm last night! 🤦🏻‍♀️Will that happen again tonight? Who knows 🔮

Huge congratulations to Zak & Emma getting married today! 💍🥂❤️ Hope you have the most amazing day!

☎️ 01542 841888 from 10am
⏰ Open 4:30–7:30pm

08/08/2026

🐟 SATURDAY AT PORTKNOCKIE CHIPPY🐟

Well… last night was CRAZY! 🤯
I’ll hold my hands up - I made a b**b (my hearing isn’t helping 🙉) and we ended up about 15 mins behind with phone orders. I’m so sorry! 💙

Today’s a new day, it’s changeover day… and we’re expecting another crazy busy one! 😅
📞 Please phone ahead if you can - we were fully booked just after 6pm last night! 🤦🏻‍♀️Will that happen tonight? Who knows 🔮

Huge congratulations to Zak & Emma getting married today! 💍🥂❤️ Hope you have the most amazing day!

☎️ 01542 841888 from 10am
⏰ Open 4:30–7:30pm

08/08/2026

🐟 SATURDAY AT PORTKNOCKIE CHIPPY! 🐟

Well… last night was CRAZY! 🤯
I’ll hold my hands up - I made a b**b (my hearing isn’t helping 🙉) and we ended up about 15 mins behind with phone orders. I’m so sorry! 💙

Today’s a new day, it’s changeover day… and we’re expecting another crazy busy one! 😅
📞 Please phone ahead if you can - we were fully booked just after 6pm last night! 🤦🏻‍♀️
Will that happen tonight? Who knows 🔮

Huge congratulations to Zak & Emma getting married today! 💍🥂❤️ Hope you have the most amazing day!

☎️ 01542 841888 from 10am
⏰ Open 4:30–7:30pm

07/08/2026

📞🐟 FRYDAY SLOT UPDATE! 🍟

If you’re planning your chippy tea, here’s where we’re at just now…

⏰ 4:30–4:50pm - AVAILABLE
⏰ 5:00–6:35pm - bits & pieces of availability
⏰ After 6:35pm - mostly available right through until 7:30pm

The phone’s been busy, so if you’ve got a particular time in mind, give us a ring and get your slot booked! ☎️

📞 01542 841888

See you later! 🐟🍟🩵

07/08/2026

🐟🍟 FRYDAY🍟🐟

Nearly forgot to tell Facebook we’re open… mainly because YOU’VE BEEN KEEPING ME BUSY ON THE PHONE!😂☎️

The weather might be absolutely miserable 🌧️💨 but clearly that’s only increasing the need for FISH & CHIPS and quite right too! 👏🤣

📞 The phone has been VERY busy so far and tonight’s slots are filling up fast so if you’re planning a chippy tea, don’t leave it too late!

🐟 Freshly cooked
🍟 lovely chippy chips
🌧️ Perfect rubbish-weather food
😂 And Ian already wondering how many people I’ve booked into the same five minutes…

⏰ OPEN FROM 4.30PM
☎️ 01542 841888 from 10am

Get your order in, get your comfy clothes on and let us deal with tea 🙌