16/08/2026
Slide 1: A lilac purple cloud background (used on all slides throughout the post) with a pink heart in the centre and white text that says "Reform can actually f**k all the way off"
Slide 2 says: "Real life Dickensian villain Robert Jenrick wrote a dogs**t article where he described the benefits system as "suicidal empathy" and explained Reform's plan to cut the benefits bill by £50 billion.
Is it a good plan? Yeah, if your name is Ebenezer Scrooge."
Underneath the text there is an image of Robert Jenrick with a speech bubble containing the Scrooge quote; "If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population"
Slide 3: There is a screenshot of Hendrick's dog s**t article titled "Dumping young people on welfare isn't compassion, it's neglect", and then text by me underneath that says "In a little over 1,000 words, this sentient halloween mask gives one cherry picked example of a poor kid with mental health issues who would benefit from a supportive employer and somehow comes to the conclusion that no disabled person needs benefits."
Slide 4 says: "He states that PIP no longer works, but goes into no detail about WHY.
(Because saying the buzz words people agree with like "disabled people lazy and expensive" and providing zero context makes it easier for you to trick people into thinking you're not actually a fascist demon creature wearing human skin)
Let me tell you why PIP isn't working, you f**king w**k stain."
Slide 5 says: "PIP doesn't work because it's cruel, dispassionate, and designed to PREVENT people from accessing help. Millions of taxpayer money is wasted on people appealing. 70% of refusal decisions are overturned.
The process is intentionally slow, intentionally disconnected from other benefits applications, intentionally inaccessible for most. And some people do give up."
Slide 6 says: "What animated paper maché model Robert Je***ff actually doesn't like about PIP and other benefits is that a lot of disabled and sick folks f**king fight back, because we literally need benefits to survive.
He quoted William Beveridge in his article TWICE. A man fundamental to the development of our welfare state. But from wha
