Vandal Yarnz

Vandal Yarnz ❤️‍🔥 crochet designer
❤️‍🔥 custom & premade fantasy hats
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https://linktr.ee/vandalyarnz

08/20/2026

NEWS FLASH ⚠️🙄
one year ago 😭🌺

365 days since I created this DIVA, my pride and joy, AKA my gyaru jester ⭐ it seems that many of you know me because of this look, so I thought I'd give it a little revival 🌺🌺🌺

yes, I crocheted this entire clown outfit, yessss there is a pattern for the skirt, yesssss there is a tutorial on my YouTube channel for the cuffs, and YES I am writing a pattern for the hat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

maybe I should make another gyaru jester for Halloween...........

08/13/2026

vandal nation, I've never asked for your help before, I stand before thee to plead my case.

I'm a crochet content creator and I'm not monetized anywhere (except Facebook but I make less than 50$ a month LOL). I believe that we all deserve free resources, I would not be here today without them!

Crochet tutorials take A LOOOT of effort and time, I make them for free because times are rough as hell, I want us all to save our coins and put them where they matter most.

So please, , help me get monetized 😭🧶 Go watch my tutorials, make them for yourself and your friends, have fun with them!!!

I promise you that if I become monetized, I will give back to you ten fold 🧍🏻‍♂️

Here are some random keywords! Im a crocheter from Montreal Canada, I write clowncore and jester crochet patterns! I made a crochet tutorial for a crochet cat hat (very beginner friendly and fun), a crochet tutorial for ruffle clown cuffs which can also be worn as scrunchies, and another crochet tutorial for flagged clown cuffs.

08/11/2026

Give this to Kevin 🤡

Tiered ruffle skirt crochet pattern ⭐ It's bouncy, it's ruffly and it fits EVERYONEEEE

Huge shout-out to my lovely testers for being good sports and making this video with me EHEHEH

In order of appearance:








and me lol

SUMMERWEEN SALE 🎃 All my items are 20% off, INCLUDING my jester hats, cat hats, keychains, belt chains (etc) on my websi...
08/07/2026

SUMMERWEEN SALE 🎃 All my items are 20% off, INCLUDING my jester hats, cat hats, keychains, belt chains (etc) on my website 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

I don't discount my jester hats often so enjoy it while it lasts you ghouls xoxo

Also I have no idea if it's actually summerween, I made an executive decision 🎃 I'm preparing my costume early this year LOL

08/04/2026

BING B**G

TESTER APPRECIATION POST ⭐Please please pleaseeeee go give them a follow and leave them some nice words in the comments ...
08/03/2026

TESTER APPRECIATION POST ⭐

Please please pleaseeeee go give them a follow and leave them some nice words in the comments 🌈🌈 They worked really hard to make this pattern happen, it would mean the world to me if you gave them their flowers!

In order of appearance:

solflowz
Maji Addams
💙syck / shakeria🖤
Erica Nevarez
Knotical Nadia
Cosplay & Crochet!
gaia
Mangosperm
Teo !
Bee
This Crazy Stitch
gillian 💢

This a plus sized tested & approved crochet pattern for a ruffled skirt with three layers. This pattern includes instructions to make the skirt to your size on the first try, as well as instructions for a belt + belt loops adding layers, adding elastics and 2 decorative trim options. A size guide created with the testers measurements and final skirt size also comes with the purchase ⭐

This crochet tutu is perfect for festivals, cosplays and t'en faires! It's also very bouncy and voluminous, which gives you dramatic hips 😝😝

07/31/2026

I recently posted a video about my crochet pattern icks (as a pattern designer myself). A lot of people mentioned how hard it is to find testers as a small creator (been there, TRUST), and how it's also very hard nowadays to get picked as a tester (especially if you have a private account, or a low follow count).

Well, today is the day where we close this gap, my lovelies ❤️

This post is also open to knitting and sewing pattern designers too (or any other art form I can't link of right now)! Don't be shy!

Here are some suggestions, as a designer myself:

Designers: you may want to prepare a tester form before you post a comment! Prioritize real people, NOT follow counts/public accounts! Try to pick testers who are plus sized, neurodivergent (especially dyslexic), with different hair textures, mobility aid users, etc (depending on your project). Be realistic and generous with your timeline. And lastly, ACCEPT THE CRITICISM! LISTEN TO YOUR TESTERS WHEN THEY ASK QUESTIONS OR GIVE YOU FEEDBACK!! oh my GOD

Testers: make sure you actually have the time to complete the test! It is the designer's responsibility to provide ample time, but it's also your responsibility to manage your time correctly. If you cannot complete the test, that is okay!! Just communicate that to the designer, they will be grateful that you let them know. Don't be afraid to give your HONEST opinion! Don't just glaze your designer to be nice, it's not productive. If they refuse to hear your honest feedback, that is THEIR problem, not yours!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me in the comments ❤️

07/24/2026

only baddies know how to spell KUNT

pastel clown?? omg

crochet jester hat with stars, with a matching crochet clown collar and a crochet ruffle skirt

Testers appreciation post  #1 ⭐ ARENT THEY MAGNIFICENT! Please please pleaseeeee go give them a follow and leave them so...
07/20/2026

Testers appreciation post #1 ⭐ ARENT THEY MAGNIFICENT!

Please please pleaseeeee go give them a follow and leave them some nice words in the comments 🌈🌈 They worked really hard to make this pattern happen, it would mean the world to me if you gave them their flowers!

My ruffled skirt pattern would not be nearly as good without these beautiful/handsome babes. They went through a lot with this test 💀 They even had to unravel and restart half of their skirt because of a mistake I made, so that's why they deserve all the love in the world.

Thank you guys for being patient and honest throughout this testing process, this pattern f**ken rocks and it's because of you.

In order of appearance:






2.1






07/20/2026

my crochet hot takes ☕😤

and they're not lukewarm!

guys can we pleaseeeee raise the bar from the floor in the crochet community? I'm tired of seeing pattern designers act like they painted the Mona Lisa with their unoriginal patterns 💀

also, JUST BECAUSE YOU WROTE A CROCHET PATTERN, DOESNT MEAN YOU CAME UP WITH THE DESIGN 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 IDIOT

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