Hot Mess Paper Co.

Hot Mess Paper Co. Hot Mess Paper Co. makes greeting cards for people who are a little unhinged, highly self-aware, and chronically online.

From birthdays to breakdowns, we say what you’re thinking… just louder. 💌 Made to order 🌍 Ships from US & EU ✨ Save 25% on bundles

summer personality update:apparently i’m in myhot dog era 🌭slide 1: romanticizing processed meatslide 2: accepting my fa...
05/22/2026

summer personality update:

apparently i’m in my
hot dog era 🌭

slide 1: romanticizing processed meat
slide 2: accepting my fate

spiritually plunging my problems one bad decision at a time 🪠✨
05/21/2026

spiritually plunging my problems one bad decision at a time 🪠✨

my fan deserves employee of the month for the emotional support, overtime hours, and crisis management services 🫡😭no bec...
05/20/2026

my fan deserves employee of the month for the emotional support, overtime hours, and crisis management services 🫡😭

no because why is the loud BRRRRRRRRRR the only thing preventing me from thinking about every embarrassing thing i’ve done since 2009

tag someone who physically cannot sleep in silence 💀

05/19/2026

festival season is just surviving increasingly horrifying bathroom conditions and pretending we’re fine 😭🫠

the things we endure for the plot, the bass, and overpriced iced lemonade

tag the friend who somehow ALWAYS makes you accompany them to the porta potties 💀

POV: you said “I’m fine” after one edible and then suddenly you’re communicating with extraterrestrials 👽which alien are...
05/18/2026

POV: you said “I’m fine” after one edible and then suddenly you’re communicating with extraterrestrials 👽

which alien are you today:

👽 nah i’m fried
🛸 i’m too high for this
💀 i think the w**d won
🫠 i’m cooked

be honest in the comments 😭

available as cards for your funniest, most chaotic friend.

long weekend energy:using the extra day to make choices my frontal lobe wouldn’t approve of
05/17/2026

long weekend energy:
using the extra day to make choices my frontal lobe wouldn’t approve of

therapy is going great why do you ask
05/14/2026

therapy is going great why do you ask

greeting cards for people whose entire personality is snacks 🍟🍕because sometimes “thinking of you” is best communicated ...
05/12/2026

greeting cards for people whose entire personality is snacks 🍟🍕

because sometimes “thinking of you” is best communicated through tiny repeating carbs

✨ available now at Hot Mess Paper Co.

not spiraling btw just unlocking bonus emotions ✨
05/08/2026

not spiraling btw just unlocking bonus emotions ✨

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