TrinkeTron

TrinkeTron A Super Sciency AI robot vending machine producing novelty trinkets for the amusement of humans at $ Really, that's it. Ever.

It's a big, noisy, colourful vending machine that sells weird little trinkets for $5 a piece. It is totally a robot that talks, has feelings, tells jokes, and produces gag novelties custom-tailored to each customer's preferences selected by engaging the unit's control panel. Each transaction takes about two minutes (unless you don't have exact change...) and nobody has ever been disappointed by it.

UniCorp technician Ryan Cassidy is going live on the internet to talk about his role in the TrinkeTron project, hopefull...
05/21/2020

UniCorp technician Ryan Cassidy is going live on the internet to talk about his role in the TrinkeTron project, hopefully not revealing any trade secrets that will lead to the termination of his employment.

Ed Video webshow #26 - May 21, 2020 - Ryan Cassidy www.trinketron.com

Travelling out-of-province for the first time necessitated acquisition of the "TrinkeTrailer", which performed wonderful...
10/06/2019

Travelling out-of-province for the first time necessitated acquisition of the "TrinkeTrailer", which performed wonderfully over the 6000 kilometer/two-week (indirect) return trip.

We were invited to Sydney, Nova Scotia's Art-At-Night festival, Lumière. Many trinkets were made, many minds were blown....
10/06/2019

We were invited to Sydney, Nova Scotia's Art-At-Night festival, Lumière. Many trinkets were made, many minds were blown. This event also successfully road-tested the "TrinkeTrailer", a logistical upgrade which will facilitate future long-distance travels.

We had a blast at Welly Cask Fest this year! There were tons of fun activities, lots of happy customers (only a few of t...
09/16/2019

We had a blast at Welly Cask Fest this year! There were tons of fun activities, lots of happy customers (only a few of them were vaporized), crazy good music on stage, lots of great local and small batch beer, all of which amounted to a solid day's worth of good times. Thanks Wellington Brewery!

Vending trinkets and changing lives in Toronto during the Wavelength summer music series. These Wavelength folks know ho...
08/20/2019

Vending trinkets and changing lives in Toronto during the Wavelength summer music series. These Wavelength folks know how to put on a good party: cool venue, great bands, standup comedy in-between acts, and lots of interactive art and activities for festival goers to play with.

TrinkeTron returns to EE for weird fun times, perfect weather, and lots of trinkety action.
08/08/2019

TrinkeTron returns to EE for weird fun times, perfect weather, and lots of trinkety action.

We had an amazing time at Strangewaves music and art festival! Unfortunately, we were having too much fun to get many gr...
07/25/2019

We had an amazing time at Strangewaves music and art festival! Unfortunately, we were having too much fun to get many great photos, but here are some rando shots from the weekend.

06/19/2019

Chief Technician Ryan Cassidy is interviewed by the I Wanna Speak To The Manager! podcast.

The discussion revolves around his dubious pre-UniCorp employment history, and an in-depth history of the TrinkeTron project (starting around the 52:00 mark).

https://www.podbean.com/ei/pb-i7peb-b50c0b

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