03/18/2026
🍪 SWEET CHAOS IS OFFICIALLY… IN THE WILD 😏
We’ve been quietly dropping cookies around the neighbourhood and at the pool hall 🎱… just testing, gathering feedback, and seeing what happens 👀
And let’s just say…
Things escalated quickly.
👉 “Highly addictive” might not be a strong enough warning
👉 “You need to make the warning label bigger” 😂
👉 “A million out of ten”
Well… that’s not what we expected… but we’re also not mad about it 😏
At this point, we’re considering updating our official warning label to:
⚠️ May cause cookie hoarding
⚠️ May result in “just one more” becoming five
⚠️ May ruin all other cookies for you forever
We’re still in the early chaos phase — testing flavours, building something fun, and dropping a little sweetness where we can 🍪
If you’ve been lucky enough to try one already…
👇 Tell us your favourite below
And if you haven’t…
Stay close.
Things are about to get interesting 😏🔥
We may be doing a limited batch this weekend… 👀