Kootenay Mall

08/08/2026

08/07/2026

🎉 THE CELEBRATION BEGINS. ☀️

This is the start of our 10th Anniversary Celebration, and we’re kicking it off the Undercover Secrets way… with incredible savings and one of our signature giveaways!

✨ Everyone who visits Undercover Secrets receives ONE FREE entry into our exclusive in-store giveaway.

✨ Spend $100 or more on swimwear and/or skincare and you’ll receive an additional entry to win.

And if you know us… you know our giveaways aren’t just giveaways—they’re legendary. Expect luxury, surprises, and a prize worth getting excited about.

💙 Empreinte Swim is now 40% OFF, making it the perfect time to invest in world-renowned fit, comfort, and style.

This is just the beginning of an unforgettable anniversary celebration. Stay tuned… we’ve got so much more in store.

📍Undercover Secrets – The place you trust for confidence, luxury, and the largest selection of swim in the Kootenays.

08/06/2026

Hint: It’s not that we’re unable to.

08/04/2026

08/04/2026

08/04/2026

Summer’s rolling along, and the Hen-house hours are staying put ’til September at least

Here’s when you’ll find us open:

Monday 12–8
Tuesday 12–8
Wednesday 12–9
Thursday 12–9
Friday 12–10
Saturday 12–10
Sunday 12–8

Beer’s cold. Patio’s open. The chickens are doing the best they cluckin’ can

See ya when you wander in

08/04/2026

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08/04/2026

08/04/2026

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