Sesung-Batata province

01/02/2018

Ke tswa ha Choppies border gate mall Tlokweng, heeeelaaaaa ga ke tsena kgatlha thuuu!!! Le ngwanyana wa go ndumper a re ga ke na Madi ga ke bereke. O na le lekgapa le lengwe jaana go lebega ele ene the new bae, ba thunyeditswe ba tshotse shopping basket ba tsutlaganya.... Hehehe Kgosi ya Letlapeng, ebe ke taboga Koo tsaya trolley e tonatona ke tsamaya mo shopon ke laisa sengwe le sengwe se pelo yame e se ratilen. Ka kopana le bone ba tsaya di corn flakes tsa Choppies tse di tshelang di hapaana le mashi, ke ga ke laisa tsa Kellogg's tse ditonatona. Ke pega di corn flakes, rice krips le all bran same time. Ka laisa tamatisoso tse 5 le mayonisi tse 6. Ga ba tsaa ice creamnyana mo ga P10 go lebega ne baya go sharer ke ga ke pega 6 pack ya Magnum e e whitenyana le ya 5 litres e nngwe ne ele lantlha ke e bona, kefoo ke pege bo dijo tsa dikatse le TSA dintsa. Ga ba reka loaf ke ga ke ordera cake ya black forest. Ka ba sela morago baya ko di fridgen ga ba tsaya chilli ke ga ke tsaya lesika lotlhe la coca cola original, bo coke, Fanta Sprite ke tlatsa trolley. Monna kgatele yaanong ke ga ke sa tlhole ke bona ko Pele ke tsamaya ke okomela ka ha dithoko trolley e rile thiii!. Labohelo ke kopana le bone ha dinameng ba santse bana le dilemma ya gore a, ba tseye menoto kgotsa melala kgotsa dintshu nna ke ga ke laisa braii pack tse 3 ebe ke kala nama ya kgomo ya P300.

Owaii ke bale ka mmankinyana wa bone o o sa tlalang ba ya go duela ebile ebe ba tlogela tse dingwe ha tillin go lebega ba tlhaelelwa.

Owaii e rile ba sena go tsamaya ebe ke sala ke tlogela trolley ele e tletse ha gare ga di shelf ebe kea go kala onion tse pedi ebe ke di duela P1.75 ke bowela lapeng.

16/06/2017

T shirts available......limited stock call or whatsup bobby at 73021092

12/01/2017

29/08/2016

Life sometimes is too funny😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂😂 Your girlfriend will get angry or confused if she find a protection (Condoms) in your room, she will be asking herself a questions like...did he bought this for us or
What if he was using them with someone, is he cheating?.. But when you start playing with her and showing her that you wanna make love with her she will be asking you a questions like do you have a protection (Condoms) in the house. WOMAN👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 Woman you sometimes abusing us emotionally.

I have been hearing some ladies saying this child/pregnant was a mistake, so let me advice you.

1. Make sure you put 3/4 "Choice" Condoms in your handbag when you go to visit your boyfriend or even Trust and lovers plus only if you can afford it.

2. Learn to say no to unprotected S*x and stop buying love by putting your life in a risk.

19/07/2016

There was a man with four wives.
He loved his fourth wife the most and took a great care of her and gave her the best.
He also loved his third wife and always wanted to show her off to his friends.
However, he was always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.
He loved his second wife too.
Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to his second wife and she would always help him out.
He did not love his first wife though she loved him deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of him.
One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon. He told himself, "I have four wives with me. I will take one of them along with me when I die to keep company in my death."
Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep company. "No
way!" she replied and walked away without another word.
He asked his third wife. She said "Life is so good over here. I'm going to remarry when you die".
He then asked his second wife. She said "I'm Sorry. I can't help you this time around.
At the most I can only accompany you til your grave." By now his heart sank and turned cold. Then a voice called out: "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go."
the man looked up and there was his first wife.
She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition.
Greatly grieved, the man said, "I should have taken
much better care of you while I could have!"
Actually, we all have four
wives in our lives.
1. The fourth wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when w die.
2. The third wife is our
possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they go to others.
3. the second wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
4. the first wife is our soul,
neglected in our pursuit of
material wealth and pleasure. It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go

18/07/2016

A doctor decided to take a day off and he told Matome to be in chargeDoctor: how many patients you treated?Matome: Three patients DocDoctor: gud what was there problems?Matome: The first one had an headache so i gave her PanadoDoctor: Thats gud man..Matome: The second one had a Stomach ache i gave him FlagylDoctor: Wow wow wow gudMatome: The Third one was a lady who came and remove all the clothes including panties and bra.She went on the bed and spread her legs and she told me she has not seen a man for 5 yearsDoctor: ohhhh my gosh what did you do to her?Matome: Smiling...... :)simple doctor i gave her eye drops...so that she can see.😂

18/07/2016

*ITS A HURTING FACT*

Life after being forgiven for cheating is so difficult.
O setelwa ditrap ka dilonyana.
O kgona go utlwa gotwe *"tsaya o ntsenyetse tlhale"* then she watches you.
Ebe o tsaya nako ontse o hosa nnale. Then boooom💣 Utlwa gotwe *"Ha nkebe ele dilo tse dingwe nkebe o setse o esometse"*

😂😂

10/07/2016

A tragic road accident near Kang village involving dancers of a popular local music group is reported to have claimed four lives while five other victims have been rushed to the hospital with critical injuries.
A VW mini-bus is said to have overturned in what appears to have been a tyre burst and according to an eye-witness, the accident is so bad that the body of one of the victims got stuck on top of a nearby tree.
Kang Police confirmed the tragedy but were unable to provide an official comment as the Station Commander had rushed to the scene.
The accident is said to have occured at around 9am today.

06/07/2016

MOLAETSA GO BO RRE: (setswana se se letlhololo)

Borra a ko re nneng le mowa wa bojammogo re leseng bohatlha. Sediba sa morafe ga se agelelwe, o nosa tsa gago o bo o tlhatlosa o fa ba bangwe sebaka sa go nosa. Fa e gatile seretse ya bo e nole a e tlhatloge. Mokgwa wa go nwa o bo o rotela mo mokorong kana mo sedibeng ga se one bo rra.
Fa o rekile sediba sa gago o lese go lwela sa morafe le rona ba re iseng re reke.
Ke a kopa ka tswee-tswee,
Ke feditse...

01/10/2015

The ugliest part of a relationship is when they find someone better then you and start finding reasons for break up. And poor you, just apologize everytime even when it's not your mistake.
Because, you're the loyal one anyway..

30/09/2015

((Life is a Dream of a Memory that the Heart Loves))

LIFE
It has taught me that for every inch of sadness,
Ahead lies a foot of happiness
It has taught me that the hardest goodbye you swallow,
Often leads to the best hello
It has taught me that sometimes not all things are equal,
And that rough times unveils the sincerity of people

DREAMS
Dreams come true
But not all dreams see the light of day as others do
Sometimes we dream bigger than we live,
But one thing makes a dream impossible to achieve is fear of failure
The best way to make your dreams come
true is to wake up,
Cause often times it happens that we live our lives in chains not realizing we have the key.

MEMORY
Sometimes you may never know the true value of a moment till it becomes a memory,
cause tomorrow is todays dream and yesterday is but todays memory..
Happiness is nothing more than good health but a bad memory,
And the life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living

HEART
The heart has reasons that reason does not understand
It deals with things that the mind cannot withstand
When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object
Cause everything can be done if you follow your heart

LOVE
Love is not a decision but an emotion,
It really hurts when you don't take precaution
Love is a fruit in every season at the reach of every hand,
Love is something that the mind cannot comprehend
Love is putting yourself in another persons shoes,
Love is of no relation to the eye,
For eyes are the windows to the heart,
That is why they say Love is blind...""

♥♥

Goabaone Michael Basitang's photo.

14/09/2015

Which rat would u kill first?

Please be sincere........

You have just come back from work to see 6 rats. 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

• The 1st rat🐀 was eating your highest academic certificate maybe a degree Certificate.

• The 2nd rat🐀 was eating your
ATM card.
• The 3rd🐀 was eating your Marriage Certificate.

• The 4th🐀 was eating your land and house ownership documents.

• The 5th🐀 was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project.

• The 6th🐀 was eating your Bible.

Which one would you kill first?

Send it to your friends and see funny replies.

But first, send me your answer.
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