The Coffee Bich

24/03/2026

Our 5 love languages according to Mai @ The Coffee Bitch

1. Words of Affirmation
Whisper sweet words to me about Cafe Sua Da. You walked in exhausted and you’ll leave absolutely bursting with energy.

2. Quality Time
Give me your full attention. Sit down, slowly drip brew drip with the phin, deep breaths, small talk…and slowly stir in that sweet condensed milk.

3. Physical Touch
All the feels. The ice-cold glass in your hand, the sweetness of that first sip, the caffeine buzz kicking in. Body and Mind, fully awake.

4. Acts of Service
Ratios. Temperature. Timing.
You’ve got me perfectly balanced for the perfect extraction. That’s devotion.

5. Receiving Gifts
Bring me gifts of Viet Coffee. Tell me you packed it yourself; 250g of The Coffee Bitch, a phin filter, condensed milk. Sealed with a kiss 💋

thecoffeebitch

24/02/2026

Playing around with ChatGPT image generation. It’s not amazing but certainly has come leaps and bounds in the last 6 months.

Should we keep playing with AI tools?

30/01/2026

People ask

What is the best coffee to help me wake up?

What coffee helps for focus on getting sh*t done?

What is the strongest coffee for pulling all-nighters?

How can I brew for cafe strength coffee at home?

The Answer

100% Robusta
Vietnamese Coffee
The Coffee Bitch

11/01/2026

People ask what makes Vietnamese Coffee unique…?
These are the full, unfiltered, zero-hesitation answers ⁉️🤔 👉

👊100% Robusta has 2-4x the punch than regular coffee

💧Brewed with a drip filter called a Phin

🍼 Mixed with Condensed Milk and ice to make Vietnamese Cafe Sua Da

🤤 No bitter taste, just hints of chocolate, caramel for smooth caffeinated refreshment

Order The Coffee Bitch Starter Pack at thecoffeebitch.com or via link in bio 😘

04/12/2025

New packaging design for the 1kg and 250g packs of The Coffee Bitch. What do you think versus the current packaging? The aim is to print directly onto pack without need for stickers. We’re looking for quotes from food grade foil packaging from suppliers to get these ordered and printed then sent directly to our roasters in Vietnam. Please drop us a DM if you know someone. 🙌

05/05/2025

TCB is now refreshed on IG. Please jump over and give is a follow!!

07/05/2023

We're excited to be joining the FoodpreneursFestival in Sydney in a couple of weeks. This is a big step for us moving from product testing and selling online over the past couple of years to scaling and distributing our Vietnamese Coffee to more Australians.

We hope to meet other foodpreneurs, wholesale buyers and look forward to learning from some of the best in the industry. See you at the Sydney Startup Hub on the Friday 19th May 👋 🤩

Foodpreneurs Festival is Australia's first event helping packaged food & drink brands get their products on more retail shelves, & into more consumers' hands.