26/08/2026
TEMU Equestrian: A Comedy in Knit
On a sunny day with skies of blue,
Rode a rider, looking like she needed to poo.
Perched on a horse, with a head that's square,
Steam blew from its nostrils, filling the air.
Her boots stretched high, past the knees' tight bend,
No knee could she bend, not even a pretend!
The bonnet on the horse? An undersized feat,
Not covering ears in a knit that doesnât quite meet.
TEMU's finest, the ad did say,
But how many bloopers can you fit in a day?
The rider's grimace was a sight to behold,
A tale of equestrian misfit now told.
With each step forward, a fashion faux pas,
The horseâs new square head was the oddest by far.
So hereâs to TEMU, and their comical spree,
How many things can you stuff up? One, two, three!
From blowing steam to knees that wonât bend,
This is one shopping trend we can't recommend!
But laughter's a gift, and this ad did bring,
So thank you, dear TEMU, for the equestrian bling!
Kate Triebe (c) 2024