19/06/2026
❄️🎅 CHRISTMAS IN JULY: AUSTRALIA EDITION 🎅❄️
Let’s be honest. Celebrating Christmas in December means sweating through a Santa hat while eating a lukewarm prawn at 38°C, praying the aircon doesn’t blow a fuse. 🥵
But JULY? July is our time to shine. It is finally cold enough to wear an ugly Christmas sweater without suffering from mild heatstroke!
We’ve just dropped our Christmas in July Range, specifically designed for a true blue, freezing Aussie winter.
🛒 What’s in the Sack, Santa?
• The "Actual Winter" Ugly Sweaters: 100% thick wool. No short sleeves here. You can finally look festive and feel your toes at the same time.
• The "Christmas in July" Trackie Dacks: Flannel, elastic waist, and 100% optimized for eating an entire roast dinner on the couch.
• Whimsical tableware: Finally the snowflakes and snow scences make sense on the table, because the closest we'll get to a white Christmas is frost on the windscreen at 6 AM.
⚠️ WARNING: Quantities are limited, and unlike your December Christmas leftover ham, these won’t last for weeks.
Grab yours now and celebrate Christmas the way it was culturally intended: shivering indoors with too much gravy.
Shop the range in store before the thaw sets in!
