14/08/2026
Meet Frank — The Call Duck!
SINGLE, HANDSOME & NEW TO THE AREA 🦆
Name: Frank
Age: Mature gentleman
From: Coominya
Relationship status: It’s complicated… there are already four women involved.
Looking for: Companionship, snacks and preferably someone who won’t sneak up behind me.
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Tonight we welcomed Frank to the farm, where he was introduced to our resident ladies - Eeny, Meeny, Miny and Moe.
So far, the girls’ flirting technique involves sneaking up behind him and suddenly popping up to jump scare the absolute s**t out of him. 😂
Frank enjoys long waddles, quiet afternoons and apparently living in constant fear of four women.
We wish Frank all the best in his new relationship. Thoughts and prayers, mate. 🫡🦆