10/02/2026
This week’s Staff Product Choices are in, and HR has confirmed it’s legal to have this much tone in one store.
Lochie has gone full goblin and chosen picks, because “tone starts at the pick, bro,” and he will absolutely tell you about it at the counter. From tiny slivers to “mini dinner plates,” he’s got you covered for every style, mood, and identity crisis.
Erin chose sticks, firmly committing to the philosophy that if you can’t play quieter, you can at least play better. Perfect for drummers, drum‑adjacent lifeforms, and anyone who thinks “rimshot” is a lifestyle.
Aden went straight for the MXR FOD, a dirt box so mean it should come with a warning label. Step on it and your amp goes from “polite rock” to “who let this goblin into my signal chain?”
Ethan has picked the DOD Badder Monkey, the pedal that proves great things come in
hilariously named packages. It’s the kind of overdrive that makes you play just a bit louder, a bit dumber, and somehow a lot better.
Nathan the senior chose a Mackie mic, the responsible adult choice of the week. It’s the one you grab when you’re finally ready to stop using your phone mic and start sounding like you actually know what you’re doing.
Thomas chose a wall hanger for his Hello Kitty guitar, finally giving it the spotlight it deserves instead of leaving it balanced on an amp like a pink disaster waiting to happen.
