28/03/2023
"You won't believe what happens after you purchase one...
Over the next week, be sure to look out for the clouds parting to reveal a warm, brilliantly golden light.
It is the sign that your VIVA product has been imbued with the divine essence of pleasure in its purest form – this is the final step in our process of delivering your VIVA product.
If you are curious as to how we prepare your product for its meeting with the divine, keep reading – all shall be revealed.
Upon receiving your order, our entire team springs into action. Firstly, your package is carefully plucked from our solid gold VIVA shelves with surgical grade, sterilized gloves.
A hush falls over the VIVA team as our packaging specialist, who has spent many lifetimes in the heights of the Himalayas attaining inner peace, begins to murmur a prayer as she veils the product in the rarest Persian velvet known to humanity.
The packaging is then examined under the scrutinous eye of our in-house Parisian art critique… ‘another masterpiece,’ she announces – applause erupts from the VIVA team!
We all begin ritualistic celebration, sparing no expense in our festivities. Our festivities gain the attention of Hedone, the Greek Goddess of pleasure, who, with the wave of her hand, summons your packaged product to her throne upon Mount Olympus and imbues it with the pure, divine essence of pleasure.
That’s all we can tell you for now, but don’t worry, the story will be continued shortly – start the process today 👇🏽
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