Paul's Sh*tposting Outlet

07/08/2022

If you can't handle me at my Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker then you don't deserve me at my Heartaches by Al Bowlly.

23/11/2020

Sometimes, when I go for a p**s, I pull down my trousers instead of unzipping my flies and pretend I'm a 12-year-old in the 40 year old toilets of my school, about to get bullied for my small p***s by a year thirteen with dubious motives again

18/11/2020

Really can't get along with yuppies and "entrepreneurs". They get high and want to listen to a podcast, bruh just stare at a wall for four hours like the rest of us

19/10/2020

All Austrian men secretly want to eat p***y but can't because putting themselves in a submissive position makes them cry and vomit uncontrollably

30/06/2020

It makes zero sense that crypto exchanges don't list the street prices of all common drugs. They have metals, but which thing gets directly purchased with crypto the most? Yeah.

16/06/2020

22/02/2020

[sploosh]

22/02/2020

You say you legit but you never beat the f**k out of yo dick so goddamn hard that yo left leg has went completely numb

21/02/2020

Ayyyy